1 00:00:48,845 --> 00:00:53,845 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,139 - (BIRDS SINGING) - (PLAYFUL CHATTER) 3 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:06,607 (DOG BARKING) 4 00:01:52,184 --> 00:01:53,945 MAN: (ON RADIO) What's clear is we have 5 00:01:53,987 --> 00:01:57,090 a housing crisis that we've never seen before. 6 00:01:57,132 --> 00:01:59,110 RADIO HOST: We have a crisis of affordable homes, 7 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,777 not luxury apartments. 8 00:02:00,819 --> 00:02:02,706 You'll let the developers continue to develop 9 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,503 until they swallow the city whole, won't you? 10 00:02:04,545 --> 00:02:06,065 MAN: That's simply not true. 11 00:02:06,107 --> 00:02:08,309 RADIO HOST: Two of your cabinet colleagues say otherwise. 12 00:02:08,351 --> 00:02:10,295 Look, they're on record saying the opposite. 13 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:12,285 MAN: I don't know where you got that from. 14 00:02:12,327 --> 00:02:14,256 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - MAN: It is our policy to guarantee 15 00:02:14,298 --> 00:02:18,054 any new development contains a fair proportion of affordable units. 16 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,555 RADIO HOST: Yes, but you and I well know 17 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:22,423 there are plenty of loopholes in place to get around that. 18 00:02:22,465 --> 00:02:23,643 MAN: Not true again. 19 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,397 (RAIN PATTERING ON WINDOW) 20 00:02:30,579 --> 00:02:31,830 Oh. 21 00:02:31,872 --> 00:02:33,457 (GROANS) 22 00:02:38,782 --> 00:02:40,033 (WATER DRIPPING) 23 00:02:49,593 --> 00:02:51,563 Morning, Xavier. 24 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,979 Any mail? 25 00:02:53,890 --> 00:02:55,266 Huh? 26 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:59,708 (MAN AND WOMAN MOANING) 27 00:03:00,683 --> 00:03:01,893 It's a war film. 28 00:03:01,935 --> 00:03:02,864 Yeah. 29 00:03:02,906 --> 00:03:05,777 Hate to disturb you in the heat of battle, but my mail. 30 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:06,945 Mmm. 31 00:03:09,321 --> 00:03:10,489 Oh. 32 00:03:10,531 --> 00:03:12,492 - From the taxman. - Right. 33 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,202 Again. 34 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,332 (SCOFFS) Oh. 35 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,668 Yeah. 36 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,881 MAN: That should do it. 37 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:34,513 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 38 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:38,726 (EXHALES) 39 00:04:04,191 --> 00:04:05,693 Forget it. 40 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,307 Okay, what's it today? 41 00:04:17,348 --> 00:04:19,225 A little march against farm-raised salmon. 42 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:21,387 Sounds like you're swimming against the current. 43 00:04:22,145 --> 00:04:23,980 - Oh... - Oh. 44 00:04:25,523 --> 00:04:27,641 - Speak up for salmon. June 25th. - Yeah, thanks. 45 00:04:59,182 --> 00:05:01,266 BOY: Oh, come on. Catch it! 46 00:05:02,273 --> 00:05:04,483 (DOG BARKING) 47 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,610 MAN: Anyway, were you at that party last night? 48 00:05:11,653 --> 00:05:13,455 Ah. Fantastic. 49 00:05:13,497 --> 00:05:14,803 That's yours. 50 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:16,280 Hey, listen, that bottle that you gave... 51 00:05:16,761 --> 00:05:18,220 You little... 52 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:26,571 There, now. 53 00:05:27,248 --> 00:05:29,250 That's a good boy. 54 00:05:31,213 --> 00:05:33,215 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 55 00:05:48,064 --> 00:05:49,398 (GRUNTS) 56 00:05:52,358 --> 00:05:55,352 - Sounds fantastic. Yeah, great. - Hello. Good morning. 57 00:05:55,394 --> 00:05:58,408 I can't wait. I'll see you then. Okay. Bye. 58 00:06:01,326 --> 00:06:02,863 - Sorry, do you mind? - Hm? 59 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,037 Do you mind? 60 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:05,205 (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 61 00:06:05,247 --> 00:06:06,456 Thank you. 62 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,542 Sure. No problem. 63 00:06:09,919 --> 00:06:11,254 - Maybe if you just... - (THUDS) 64 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:15,008 - What? Oh, my God! No, no, no, dear. - (CHILD LAUGHS) 65 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:16,968 No, no, no, that... That's not okay. 66 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,635 No, no, we don't do that. No. 67 00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:20,012 That's not... No, no. 68 00:06:20,054 --> 00:06:21,931 - Okay, here we go. - (CRIES) 69 00:06:21,973 --> 00:06:23,136 That's right, right over here. 70 00:06:23,178 --> 00:06:25,559 CHILD: Go away. (CRIES) 71 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,477 Did you just tie up my daughter? 72 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,938 - Well... - Shame on you. Come on, darling. 73 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:32,482 CHILD: Mummy, that lady was horrible. 74 00:06:39,176 --> 00:06:41,844 Oh, that's good. Oh, that's great. Thank you so much. Bye. 75 00:06:43,285 --> 00:06:44,870 (SIGHS) 76 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:49,876 - Oh! - Ah! 77 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:51,071 Emily. 78 00:06:52,336 --> 00:06:53,378 How's it going? 79 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:55,464 Oh, fine. Everything's fine, thank you. 80 00:06:55,506 --> 00:06:57,383 Good, good. 81 00:06:57,425 --> 00:06:58,259 Well, um, 82 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,302 - I'd better get running, I guess. - Oh, you bet. 83 00:07:00,345 --> 00:07:03,348 Oh. Careful. Congress is in session. 84 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:04,682 (CHUCKLES) 85 00:07:05,891 --> 00:07:06,934 Oh. 86 00:07:06,975 --> 00:07:09,187 Oh, sorry. Whoa! 87 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,980 Oh. 88 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:18,278 Right, er, hedge watering, drain blockage. 89 00:07:18,321 --> 00:07:20,489 What's next? Ah, yes. 90 00:07:20,532 --> 00:07:21,950 Building maintenance. 91 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:25,770 It's time for our five-yearly facelift, I'm afraid, this year. 92 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,331 You know. Painting, pointing, that sort of thing. 93 00:07:28,372 --> 00:07:31,667 Unfortunately, the estimate that they've given us 94 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:35,170 - is approximately £60,000. - (ALL EXCLAIM) 95 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:38,729 Yeah, I know. So each flat is gonna be responsible 96 00:07:38,771 --> 00:07:40,909 for about £5,000. 97 00:07:40,951 --> 00:07:42,929 Oh, well, there goes the shoe budget. 98 00:07:43,243 --> 00:07:45,098 I need to marry a millionaire. 99 00:07:45,138 --> 00:07:46,432 You married a millionaire. 100 00:07:46,473 --> 00:07:47,808 I need a spare. 101 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:49,601 What if this one pops his clogs? 102 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:50,727 (LAUGHS) 103 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,280 Oh. 104 00:07:52,322 --> 00:07:55,566 Oh, I'm sorry, Emily. That was thoughtless. 105 00:07:55,607 --> 00:07:57,718 No, it's fine. It's fine. 106 00:07:59,987 --> 00:08:05,117 Okay, yes, so, erm, £5,000 should, should just about cover it, 107 00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:06,410 so long as the roof holds up. 108 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:07,703 Oh, Emily, you live up there. 109 00:08:07,744 --> 00:08:09,831 There's nothing... Any problems to report? 110 00:08:09,872 --> 00:08:12,624 Oh, no, none. None that could... I can't think of one. 111 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,626 Good, good. Right. 112 00:08:14,669 --> 00:08:17,228 Oh, yes, there's one final thing. 113 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:19,840 They've applied for planning permission 114 00:08:19,883 --> 00:08:24,470 to put that dreadful Haleton Hospital relic across the road 115 00:08:24,511 --> 00:08:27,058 into some really decent flats. 116 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:31,099 Now, this is a cause we absolutely must get behind. 117 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:36,357 Let's put that old decaying hospital out of its misery once and for all. 118 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:37,482 No, but I was just thinking... 119 00:08:37,525 --> 00:08:38,610 Oh, come along, Emily. 120 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:41,195 Why must we live opposite a decrepit eyesore 121 00:08:41,237 --> 00:08:43,030 we all complain about? 122 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:44,476 - Very true. - So, all I need you to do 123 00:08:44,518 --> 00:08:47,410 is to write some letters of support to the council. 124 00:08:48,285 --> 00:08:49,912 - Drinks on Sunday? - Ooh, lovely. 125 00:08:49,953 --> 00:08:52,165 - Johnny's back from New York. - Oh, hurrah. 126 00:08:52,207 --> 00:08:53,958 Bye, darling. Speak later. 127 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,511 Oh, Emily, how are you? 128 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:58,004 Well, I'm fine. Why? 129 00:08:58,046 --> 00:08:59,923 Well, I just like to know, that's all. 130 00:08:59,963 --> 00:09:03,383 Listen, could you be an absolute star and come back tonight? 131 00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:04,661 There's something I need to talk about. 132 00:09:04,703 --> 00:09:07,107 Oh, well, I'm sorry, but I'm having dinner with Philip tonight. 133 00:09:07,149 --> 00:09:09,390 Oh! You can cancel him. He's only your son. 134 00:09:09,431 --> 00:09:12,020 - I'll be sure to send him your love. - Well, tomorrow night, then. 135 00:09:12,062 --> 00:09:13,936 It would mean a lot to me. 136 00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,418 Fiona, 137 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:19,427 I really don't want to meet anyone else over one of your dinners. 138 00:09:19,469 --> 00:09:21,210 Emily, listen. Shh. 139 00:09:21,252 --> 00:09:22,945 Charles has been gone for a year now. 140 00:09:22,987 --> 00:09:24,545 I mean, you miss him, I miss him. 141 00:09:24,587 --> 00:09:25,781 We all miss him. 142 00:09:25,823 --> 00:09:27,199 I mean, Rory still doesn't know what to do 143 00:09:27,242 --> 00:09:29,077 without his best friend. 144 00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:31,912 I know how hard it must be for you, so, 145 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:33,666 come on, you at least need a good time. 146 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:38,952 Well, you know me. I just... Mediocre times, that's about all I can handle right now. 147 00:09:38,994 --> 00:09:42,546 You need to break out of this, Emily. No, you know what I'm saying? 148 00:09:42,588 --> 00:09:43,970 If you wait too long, 149 00:09:44,012 --> 00:09:48,324 we shrivel up like some imported apricot sitting on the shelf in Waitrose. 150 00:09:48,816 --> 00:09:50,359 (LAUGHS) Oh, well... 151 00:09:50,401 --> 00:09:52,944 I shall carry that image with me all day. 152 00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:56,478 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 153 00:10:08,657 --> 00:10:10,659 (TWIGS SNAP) 154 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:20,962 (CLEARS THROAT) 155 00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:23,714 LEON: Hello? Hello? Anyone here? 156 00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:28,136 Oh! Greetings. I'm Leon Rolands. You must be Donald Horner. 157 00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:30,722 Apologies for the fright. Um... 158 00:10:30,762 --> 00:10:32,556 So this. This deed is a title of ownership 159 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,099 from Brevon International Limited. 160 00:10:34,141 --> 00:10:36,935 And this, of course, is an eviction notice. 161 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,397 Er, right, I mean, 162 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,525 seeing as we, meaning Brevon, have received no response 163 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:45,862 from you regarding our orders to vacate, over the last two months, well... 164 00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:47,197 Here we are. 165 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:51,450 It really is in your best interest to take this seriously. 166 00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:55,997 Veg? 167 00:10:56,705 --> 00:10:58,165 Oh. No, thank you. 168 00:11:01,335 --> 00:11:04,755 LEON: No, really, you're... You're too kind. I... 169 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,383 I... 170 00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:26,527 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 171 00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:27,862 Mmm. 172 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,282 I visited Dad yesterday. 173 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:33,094 You did? 174 00:11:33,992 --> 00:11:36,203 It was exactly a year ago yesterday, Mum. 175 00:11:36,246 --> 00:11:37,372 EMILY: Mmm. 176 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:39,415 I put some flowers on his grave. 177 00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:41,676 Did you remember? 178 00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:44,337 Well, of course, I did. 179 00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:46,380 I'm going tomorrow. 180 00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:49,341 What? 181 00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:53,221 The pink ones are the most pricey. 182 00:11:54,429 --> 00:11:55,733 I've been talking to Nigel. 183 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,643 Since when have you started talking to my accountant? 184 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,316 Since he called me to say he can't represent you any more. 185 00:12:04,982 --> 00:12:07,025 He's been trying to contact you for weeks. Exasperated, 186 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:08,694 he called me. 187 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,502 You're running out of money, Mum. 188 00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:14,148 Well, maybe I'm just running out of the money I told him about. 189 00:12:14,992 --> 00:12:16,953 Look, I worry about you. 190 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,747 Dad was always so good with money. 191 00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:22,792 Your father wasn't a perfect man, Philip. 192 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:23,762 Please don't do this. 193 00:12:23,804 --> 00:12:25,210 Well, what should I do? 194 00:12:25,588 --> 00:12:26,920 I know you. 195 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:30,007 You see problems, you pull your head into your shell. 196 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,334 I'm not always gonna be here, Mum. 197 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,116 What... Whoa. What does... What does that mean? 198 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,223 Well... 199 00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:41,768 Actually, I've been offered a new job. 200 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,697 But it might mean that I have to move abroad. 201 00:12:46,419 --> 00:12:48,607 Oh, I see, so that's it. Right, of course. 202 00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:51,945 And that's why the sudden dinner date, right? I see. 203 00:12:52,278 --> 00:12:54,549 So you're actually going to be leaving in... 204 00:12:54,591 --> 00:12:56,684 Well, that's fine. I'm gonna be perfectly fine with that. 205 00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:57,910 You have to change, Mum. 206 00:12:57,952 --> 00:12:59,621 - Huh? - Things have to change. 207 00:12:59,661 --> 00:13:02,122 I don't know. What am I... What are you saying, honey? 208 00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:04,500 Really, what am I supposed to do? 209 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:07,795 Am I supposed to go out there and get myself some kind of a high-powered job? 210 00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:10,465 With what? I mean, I have no skills. 211 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,091 None that matter. 212 00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:15,677 I have nothing of value to offer anyone. 213 00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:18,473 I'm sorry. I... I didn't... 214 00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:19,412 No, it's okay. 215 00:13:19,454 --> 00:13:21,555 - I didn't mean to upset you. - It's all right. 216 00:13:21,597 --> 00:13:24,603 Just take it in steps, that's all. 217 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,105 Steps. 218 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,025 I don't know, maybe sell something. 219 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:33,111 EMILY: Sell something? I'm... 220 00:13:33,154 --> 00:13:35,829 What am I gonna do? There must be something. 221 00:13:35,871 --> 00:13:39,077 There must be... No, no, no, no, that's not it. 222 00:13:39,117 --> 00:13:40,328 What... 223 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,640 (COUGHS) 224 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,895 (EXHALES) 225 00:14:14,779 --> 00:14:16,780 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 226 00:14:22,203 --> 00:14:24,038 Let me see how... 227 00:14:24,079 --> 00:14:25,330 - Yeah. - (GLASSES CLINK) 228 00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:26,540 Ow! 229 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,833 Okay... 230 00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:46,393 - (MOBILE RINGING) - Oh! 231 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,518 Okay. 232 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,811 Come on. Where the heck is it? 233 00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:51,064 Okay, got it. 234 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:54,526 - Hello? - Yes, I... I'm a friend of Fiona Ashton. 235 00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:56,570 My name is James Smythe. 236 00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,339 Oh, I... Oh, yes, of course. 237 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,199 - The accountant? - Yes. 238 00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:02,492 Yeah. Oh, well, I just wanted to ask... 239 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,914 Well, I... I have one or two pressing matters that, um, 240 00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:08,373 you might be able to help me with. 241 00:15:08,415 --> 00:15:10,919 We can discuss this at Villa Bianca. 242 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:13,629 You want to meet at some expensive Hampstead restaurant 243 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,633 to discuss my financial problems? 244 00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:17,842 Perfect. Let's say 1:00, then. 245 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,366 One... Then when? 246 00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:20,928 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 247 00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:22,846 Great. See you then. 248 00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:31,939 Hm. 249 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,658 Oh, beautiful. 250 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,617 (GASPS) 251 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,746 Wait a minute. Wait. 252 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,170 (EXCLAIMS) 253 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,921 (EXHALES) 254 00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,556 A little march against farm-raised salmon? 255 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,684 A little march against farm-raised... 256 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:09,936 (LIVELY CHATTER) 257 00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:16,445 - A march against farm-raised salmon? - No, thanks. 258 00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:18,334 It's a really good cause. The way they're treated is disgusting. 259 00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:21,352 Farm-raised salmon. Thank you so much. 260 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:22,895 - Guys, excuse me. Farm-raised salmon. - Keep up! 261 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,452 (MUTTERING) 262 00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:32,257 Oh. Yes. 263 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:35,920 Ohh! Ah. 264 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,547 Mmm! 265 00:16:38,589 --> 00:16:41,033 I'm sorry, excuse me, but is everything okay? 266 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,928 Hm? Oh, yes, yes. Why? 267 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,846 Well... 268 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,417 I mean, you just grunted. 269 00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,308 And I just thought... 270 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:52,520 Do you think this is the right place to be doing this? Maybe we should go... 271 00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:55,063 Oh. Well, no, they... they kind of... They kind of know me here. 272 00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:56,149 EMILY: Oh. 273 00:16:56,190 --> 00:17:01,480 And based on what Fiona said, I... I assumed you needed a, a nice lunch. 274 00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:04,991 Oh, I see. What else did Fiona say? 275 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:10,245 Oh, um, nothing really. Um... Things. 276 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:12,999 Listen, um... 277 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,917 It's not good. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 278 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:18,712 And, um, I have a sense that this is just the sort of tip of the iceberg. 279 00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:20,852 Yeah, I know. I left the iceberg at home. 280 00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:23,593 (CHUCKLES) That's good. 281 00:17:23,635 --> 00:17:25,011 Do you think you could help me, though, 282 00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:26,762 - in some way? I... - Oh, no, I... 283 00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:28,055 I can get you out of this. 284 00:17:28,097 --> 00:17:29,807 - No, not a problem. - Really? 285 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,857 Yeah, things have just been a bit neglected, that's all. 286 00:17:31,899 --> 00:17:34,937 Oh, I know. You're right about that. 287 00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:39,983 How else are you neglecting yourself, Emily? 288 00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,194 I'm sorry? 289 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,658 Well, pension contributions, 290 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,542 tax-efficient savings. I... 291 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:48,679 I don't see any of that. 292 00:17:48,721 --> 00:17:52,079 There's just so much that I can be doing for you. 293 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:55,083 Oh. 294 00:17:55,124 --> 00:18:00,145 And, Emily, you won't owe me a penny. 295 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,441 Wow. Oh, wow. Oh... 296 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,011 Oh, thank you so much. 297 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,384 You know, Fiona, she did say... 298 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,767 You were kind. 299 00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:14,101 Well... One of many things. 300 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:15,603 - Cheers. - Cheers. 301 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,230 - (BOTH GIGGLING) - Oh, thank you. 302 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:18,939 - Let's drink to that. - Oh, shall we? 303 00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:20,737 - One more. - Kindness and accounting. 304 00:18:20,779 --> 00:18:23,694 (LAUGHS) Okay. Kindness and... Yeah. 305 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,041 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 306 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,094 Get him! 307 00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:50,249 (INDISTINCT) Hey! Hey! 308 00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,081 Hey! 309 00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:52,098 What? 310 00:18:52,139 --> 00:18:53,807 Hey, there! Stop! 311 00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,875 Oh, my... Oh, my... 312 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,186 Oh, my God! 313 00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:59,063 Oh, shit! 314 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:01,195 Um... 315 00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:04,322 (DIAL TONE) 316 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:06,821 - WOMAN: Emergency services. - Yes! Oh, hello. 317 00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:08,030 Yes, this is an emergency. 318 00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:10,073 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 319 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,875 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 320 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,001 FIONA: He probably hasn't got a mobile phone even, has he? 321 00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:22,336 I mean, who knows? 322 00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:23,922 I think we just go round the... 323 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,298 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 324 00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:27,131 And the whole thing... 325 00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:29,843 Oh, here she is! 326 00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:31,845 Mobile phone masts on the Heath. 327 00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:32,848 Well, let me guess. 328 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:34,390 We're in favour of these too. 329 00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:36,059 No, we're against them, of course. 330 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:39,082 Oh, you make me out to be such a monster. 331 00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:41,863 Oh, I'm glad you're joining us. 332 00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:44,192 So, er, Mary, you're going to do round the cinema, aren't you? 333 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,151 - Yes. - Emily, I know you like to stay local, 334 00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:48,238 so why don't you do Hampstead Lane? 335 00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:52,262 And then you can go up round the Heath and circle round, do a whole circle. 336 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:57,943 Excuse me, sir. I have a petition here against mobile phone masts. 337 00:19:57,985 --> 00:20:00,005 No, okay. Not today. 338 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:01,445 Are you interested in the problem? 339 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,538 In signing a petition about mobile phone masts? 340 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,107 No? Because... Hello. 341 00:20:05,149 --> 00:20:07,943 Excuse me. No? Not this time? 342 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:46,628 (LEAVES RUSTLE) 343 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,723 Wow. 344 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,584 (WHISPERING) Who is this guy? 345 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,025 Er... 346 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,211 Hello? 347 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,699 Hello. Sorry. 348 00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:17,117 Hi, there. This is, er... 349 00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:19,203 This is about a petition. 350 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:24,166 Okay, thank you. 351 00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:27,170 (INSECTS BUZZING) 352 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,163 Oh. 353 00:21:48,212 --> 00:21:50,190 Hello, Charles. 354 00:21:50,232 --> 00:21:52,104 I was in the neighbourhood and... 355 00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:55,197 I know. I know. It's... It's been a while. 356 00:21:55,779 --> 00:21:57,808 It's always, gosh, when I think about you, 357 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,619 you know, I just can't help but think about us. 358 00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:03,917 But, then, isn't it crazy? 359 00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:07,459 I mean, I know... I know I've said this before... 360 00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:11,380 But even to this day, I still can't help but think about... 361 00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:15,174 What could have been going on... 362 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:16,593 Excuse me. 363 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,429 With you and that little whore, 364 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:23,350 whose pictures you left in your safety deposit box. 365 00:22:23,393 --> 00:22:26,729 The safety deposit box, for God's sakes, you idiot! 366 00:22:27,228 --> 00:22:30,191 I'm not gonna let this go, you sleeping bastard! 367 00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:34,236 Did you ever even think about all the shit that you left for me to shovel up? 368 00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:36,780 Oh, yeah. The bills, the debts, 369 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,657 the whole goddamn mess of it all! 370 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,327 I'm just so mad! 371 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:45,123 Oh! 372 00:22:50,252 --> 00:22:52,254 (UNEVEN FOOTSTEPS) 373 00:22:55,171 --> 00:22:56,297 (SIGHS) 374 00:23:01,122 --> 00:23:02,332 (SIGHS) 375 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:10,540 (MOBILE RINGING) 376 00:23:10,582 --> 00:23:12,167 Oh, God. 377 00:23:12,774 --> 00:23:14,276 Yeah. 378 00:23:15,403 --> 00:23:16,905 Fiona? Yeah. 379 00:23:16,945 --> 00:23:18,867 Mm-hm. Yes, everything is going well. 380 00:23:18,909 --> 00:23:21,617 Listen, actually, you know, I'm... 381 00:23:21,658 --> 00:23:25,145 I'm in the cemetery right now. Can I call you back later? Thank you. 382 00:23:25,187 --> 00:23:27,285 Hello, there. Hi. Excuse me. 383 00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:29,250 I'm sorry. 384 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,415 I... I'm really sorry. 385 00:23:30,457 --> 00:23:32,272 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 386 00:23:32,314 --> 00:23:33,462 Too late for that. 387 00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:34,514 I saw you on the ground. 388 00:23:34,556 --> 00:23:36,591 I thought maybe you were hurt 389 00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:38,140 and I was just kind of... 390 00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:41,356 Actually, I was curious if you would be interested 391 00:23:41,398 --> 00:23:43,555 in signing a petition here that... 392 00:23:43,598 --> 00:23:44,682 Petition? 393 00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:47,097 Yes. I have a list of names right here. 394 00:23:47,139 --> 00:23:49,436 You think I don't know what a bloody petition is? 395 00:23:49,479 --> 00:23:50,521 Let me guess. 396 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,105 This petition is something to do with 397 00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:54,277 preventing the existence of a notorious scourge 398 00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:55,818 on your beloved Hampstead Heath? 399 00:23:55,859 --> 00:23:57,611 Yes, as a matter of fact, it does. 400 00:23:57,654 --> 00:24:00,365 Do you think my mother bore a complete halfwit? 401 00:24:00,781 --> 00:24:04,153 Is there such a thing as a complete halfwit? 402 00:24:04,195 --> 00:24:05,828 - Do you know who I am? - Huh? 403 00:24:05,869 --> 00:24:08,622 Why would I sign something that would hoist me on my own petard? 404 00:24:08,665 --> 00:24:10,750 I'm sorry, I don't know what a petard is, so I can't really... 405 00:24:10,791 --> 00:24:11,854 Okay, thank you. 406 00:24:11,896 --> 00:24:13,419 Thank you. See? 407 00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:16,329 Guardians of the Heath against mobile phone masts. 408 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,079 Is this it? 409 00:24:17,121 --> 00:24:18,632 Yes. 410 00:24:18,675 --> 00:24:19,759 It's nothing to do with me? 411 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,636 No, nothing at all, no. 412 00:24:22,345 --> 00:24:23,680 Well... 413 00:24:23,721 --> 00:24:25,207 Well, come on. 414 00:24:25,249 --> 00:24:27,517 These towers are a health hazard. 415 00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:31,937 And I would expect somebody who actually lives around there... 416 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:35,044 If people want to stay attached to their radioactive walkie-talkies, 417 00:24:35,086 --> 00:24:36,441 it's their business. 418 00:24:36,483 --> 00:24:38,026 Do I like what they're doing? No. 419 00:24:38,069 --> 00:24:40,085 Do I like them? Probably not. 420 00:24:40,127 --> 00:24:43,408 Do I respect their right to do as their little, shallow hearts desire? 421 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,909 I most certainly do. So, no, I don't care. 422 00:24:46,411 --> 00:24:48,299 And if I were a betting man, 423 00:24:48,341 --> 00:24:51,606 I'd wager now that you don't really have a dog in this hunt either. 424 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,709 I beg your pardon. You don't know me. 425 00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:56,421 But you clearly do know me and where I live. 426 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,756 I... No, I am the one. 427 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:01,092 - I called the police. - What? 428 00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:03,412 Yes, the other night. 429 00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:05,095 You were being attacked 430 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,473 and I saw you from my window, so I telephoned the police. 431 00:25:07,514 --> 00:25:09,474 And I live... I live over there, at West Heath Road. 432 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:11,019 I saw it all. I just... I don't know... 433 00:25:11,059 --> 00:25:12,645 Are you all right? 434 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:14,613 I'm spiffy. 435 00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:18,318 Why didn't you just say that at the beginning? 436 00:25:20,212 --> 00:25:22,363 I thought that you might think that I was spying on you. 437 00:25:22,405 --> 00:25:23,832 I... I... Hm. 438 00:25:24,406 --> 00:25:25,617 Why? 439 00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:26,658 How did you see me? 440 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,369 Hm? Oh, I... 441 00:25:29,412 --> 00:25:31,873 I was at the attic window... 442 00:25:31,915 --> 00:25:33,707 With my binoculars. 443 00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:39,250 Of course. 444 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:50,224 What was that all about, if you don't mind my asking? 445 00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:54,186 Who knows? 446 00:25:54,229 --> 00:25:55,939 Occupational hazard. 447 00:25:56,813 --> 00:25:59,441 I guess people just don't like the way I live. 448 00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:11,162 - I'm down here. - Oh, yeah. 449 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:12,454 Well, I, er... 450 00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:14,462 I go that way. 451 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,493 Emily. 452 00:26:19,153 --> 00:26:20,504 Emily Walters. 453 00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:22,345 Donald Horner. 454 00:26:22,387 --> 00:26:25,017 Miss Emily, I am forever in your debt. 455 00:26:25,059 --> 00:26:26,426 - Oh. - I'll be seeing you. 456 00:26:26,469 --> 00:26:27,595 All right. 457 00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:36,478 Or perhaps, you'll be seeing me. 458 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:47,531 (DOOR CLOSES) 459 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:51,202 (SIGHS) 460 00:26:51,618 --> 00:26:53,078 - Bill. - (GROANS) 461 00:26:54,132 --> 00:26:56,866 Yeah. Thanks, Xavier. 462 00:27:00,262 --> 00:27:01,638 (SIGHS) 463 00:27:05,159 --> 00:27:09,094 Luxury flats unveiled by... Rory Ashton? 464 00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:10,464 Oh. 465 00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,375 (SIGHS) 466 00:27:14,139 --> 00:27:15,642 Oh, there you are! 467 00:27:15,684 --> 00:27:16,787 Where have you been? 468 00:27:16,829 --> 00:27:18,413 - Oh. - Oh. 469 00:27:18,455 --> 00:27:20,028 - Oh. - I know. 470 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:21,548 Well, I... 471 00:27:21,591 --> 00:27:22,953 I got a little distracted. I just... 472 00:27:22,995 --> 00:27:25,511 It's all right. You've got a lot of things on your mind. 473 00:27:25,553 --> 00:27:27,472 How was your date with James, by the way? 474 00:27:27,514 --> 00:27:29,933 - Date? - Well, not a "date" date, but you know... 475 00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:32,227 I know he wants to do whatever he can, so... 476 00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:34,437 - Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. - Oh, come on. 477 00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:37,231 We all need a little bit of help from time to time. 478 00:27:37,299 --> 00:27:41,058 For instance, I've paid your share of the building maintenance. 479 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:44,488 Oh, but, Fiona, you shouldn't have done that. I mean, I feel so bad. 480 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:46,406 I'll pay you... I am going to pay you back. 481 00:27:46,449 --> 00:27:49,240 I know you will. I mean, don't even think thrice about it. 482 00:27:50,327 --> 00:27:51,941 Of course, if you do want to thank me, 483 00:27:51,983 --> 00:27:55,166 you could start by getting that planning letter out. 484 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:57,127 It's still not up on the council website yet. 485 00:27:57,168 --> 00:27:58,748 Look, you know, I... 486 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:01,464 I don't really know about this whole housing scheme. 487 00:28:01,506 --> 00:28:04,941 I was... I was just down there and there's amazing wildlife 488 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:06,569 around that hospital. 489 00:28:07,236 --> 00:28:08,677 And when were you gonna tell us that 490 00:28:08,719 --> 00:28:10,655 it's your husband that's behind the whole thing? 491 00:28:10,843 --> 00:28:13,534 (LAUGHS) Ah, I see. 492 00:28:13,576 --> 00:28:15,453 That explains the empty clipboard. 493 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,009 What were you doing down there? 494 00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:19,374 What? I got lost. 495 00:28:19,415 --> 00:28:21,376 I thought you got distracted. 496 00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:22,362 Well, I got... 497 00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:23,274 Listen, that old hospital 498 00:28:23,316 --> 00:28:27,005 has been dragging down property prices for years. 499 00:28:27,048 --> 00:28:30,372 All I'm asking here is for a little support from my friends 500 00:28:30,414 --> 00:28:32,928 because that's what we do, isn't it? 501 00:28:34,055 --> 00:28:35,139 Sure. 502 00:28:35,932 --> 00:28:37,065 Yeah, I knew you'd understand. 503 00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:38,733 (LAUGHS) 504 00:28:40,144 --> 00:28:42,146 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 505 00:29:03,835 --> 00:29:04,919 Hm? 506 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:06,963 (EXHALES) 507 00:29:12,486 --> 00:29:14,155 (SHOP BELL JINGLES) 508 00:29:39,162 --> 00:29:40,579 (WHISPERS) Okay. 509 00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:13,488 Okay. 510 00:30:22,829 --> 00:30:24,540 All right. 511 00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:27,751 Go through... 512 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,848 - (TWIG SNAPS) - Ah! 513 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,100 Ow! 514 00:30:35,142 --> 00:30:36,663 Oh, my God. 515 00:30:36,705 --> 00:30:38,229 Oh, shit. 516 00:30:48,238 --> 00:30:50,032 Hi, there. 517 00:30:55,705 --> 00:30:56,789 What are you doing? 518 00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,374 Dinner. 519 00:31:01,377 --> 00:31:04,088 Oh. Okay. So... 520 00:31:06,381 --> 00:31:08,801 I'm gonna sit here, huh? Thank you. 521 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:11,888 I said 7:00. 522 00:31:11,929 --> 00:31:13,253 Oh, I'm really sorry about that. 523 00:31:13,295 --> 00:31:15,815 I got... I got stuck in traffic. 524 00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:18,484 You live across the street. 525 00:31:18,526 --> 00:31:20,812 Yeah, that's how bad it was. 526 00:31:22,106 --> 00:31:24,359 You're late. That's all I know. 527 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:28,862 Well, I didn't... I never exactly confirmed an answer, now, did I? 528 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:31,291 Why come at all, then? 529 00:31:32,199 --> 00:31:33,784 Okay, wait a second. 530 00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:35,954 Let's just back this up. 531 00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:38,324 So I met you once... 532 00:31:38,366 --> 00:31:40,815 After staking me out like MI5. 533 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,086 Yeah, but I happened to see you there 534 00:31:43,127 --> 00:31:45,307 and, of course, I'm sure you can understand why 535 00:31:45,349 --> 00:31:47,707 I may have hesitated a little. 536 00:31:47,749 --> 00:31:50,675 Hesitated? What happened to the traffic? 537 00:31:50,717 --> 00:31:51,718 (SIGHS) 538 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:55,662 - Will you please just give me a break? - (WHISPERS) Shh. 539 00:31:55,704 --> 00:31:57,225 Don't scare the fish. 540 00:31:57,266 --> 00:31:58,934 The fish? 541 00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:02,187 You mean you are actually catching our dinner? 542 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:03,982 Catching my dinner. You'd better get to it. 543 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:07,819 Me? Oh, yeah, all right. 544 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:08,945 Okay. 545 00:32:08,986 --> 00:32:10,028 What, you got one? 546 00:32:10,071 --> 00:32:11,513 Oh, no, do you... 547 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,915 (SPLASHING) Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. It's a fish! 548 00:32:13,957 --> 00:32:15,577 (LAUGHS) Oh, dear. 549 00:32:15,618 --> 00:32:17,625 Okay. There you go. 550 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,469 Oh, my... Oh! Oh! 551 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,375 There we go. 552 00:32:25,419 --> 00:32:26,545 Now... 553 00:32:27,507 --> 00:32:28,841 Wait a minute. 554 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,750 Aren't you supposed to throw the fish back in? 555 00:32:31,805 --> 00:32:33,375 - Just did. - No, no. 556 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:36,138 You... You just threw in a shoe. 557 00:32:36,226 --> 00:32:37,603 Not according to them. 558 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,143 EMILY: Oh. 559 00:32:40,184 --> 00:32:41,382 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 560 00:32:41,429 --> 00:32:43,146 What do I do? I don't know what I'm doing. 561 00:32:43,186 --> 00:32:44,746 - There you go. - Okay. 562 00:32:44,817 --> 00:32:46,169 - So I hold that. - Steady. 563 00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:49,109 Yeah, okay. I haven't... Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it. 564 00:32:49,151 --> 00:32:51,069 I'm good. Okay. 565 00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,413 - (LAUGHS) - That's it. 566 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,020 Oh. Oh, sorry. 567 00:33:24,061 --> 00:33:26,104 Excuse me. 568 00:33:31,653 --> 00:33:33,093 Wow. 569 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:35,531 So what can I say? It's... 570 00:33:37,574 --> 00:33:39,994 This is really amazing. 571 00:33:43,205 --> 00:33:44,623 (LAUGHS) 572 00:33:44,913 --> 00:33:47,042 Oh, and you have a working oven? 573 00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:48,855 No, it's useless as an oven. 574 00:33:49,657 --> 00:33:51,923 Perfect as a fireplace, though. 575 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:53,590 (LAUGHS) Oh! 576 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,742 Amazing what people'll throw away these days. 577 00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:57,963 Guy even helped me bring it over here from his house. 578 00:33:58,005 --> 00:33:59,202 Well, that was nice of him. 579 00:33:59,766 --> 00:34:01,739 Ugh, not really. 580 00:34:01,781 --> 00:34:03,533 He turned into a bit of an arse. 581 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,595 - An arse? - Yeah. 582 00:34:05,637 --> 00:34:06,816 Right, come on. 583 00:34:06,858 --> 00:34:08,147 EMILY: What? 584 00:34:08,188 --> 00:34:09,565 Oh! 585 00:34:09,607 --> 00:34:10,810 Dinnertime. 586 00:34:10,852 --> 00:34:12,110 Well, thank you. 587 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,152 (SIZZLES) 588 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:18,116 So am I different to what you expected? 589 00:34:18,156 --> 00:34:19,491 Hm. 590 00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:22,679 Perhaps. You seem... 591 00:34:24,642 --> 00:34:25,644 Go on. 592 00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:29,423 Cleaner. 593 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:33,548 That's honest. 594 00:34:33,589 --> 00:34:35,007 (CHUCKLES) 595 00:34:36,771 --> 00:34:37,940 Cleaner. 596 00:34:39,094 --> 00:34:41,458 What? What are you... Wait a minute. What are you doing? 597 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,224 Come on, have a smell. Take a schmeck. 598 00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,580 - A schmeck... Yiddish now? - Come on. 599 00:34:45,622 --> 00:34:48,228 - Yeah, yeah. Go on. - Okay, well, wait, wait. Let me see. 600 00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:49,938 (SNIFFS) Mm. 601 00:34:50,926 --> 00:34:52,928 - Not bad. - Yeah. Thank you. 602 00:34:53,617 --> 00:34:54,868 Yeah. 603 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:57,321 I can't quite place it, though. 604 00:34:57,362 --> 00:34:58,781 - Patchouli. - Uh-huh. 605 00:34:58,836 --> 00:35:00,491 And pond scum. 606 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,951 (LAUGHS) 607 00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:04,697 - Really, huh? - Yeah. 608 00:35:04,913 --> 00:35:06,873 (CHUCKLES) 609 00:35:09,918 --> 00:35:11,085 (SIGHS) 610 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:16,204 Can I ask you something? 611 00:35:16,863 --> 00:35:18,025 Can I stop you? 612 00:35:25,382 --> 00:35:26,842 Ah. 613 00:35:27,612 --> 00:35:29,102 So you are a spy. 614 00:35:29,145 --> 00:35:32,065 Yeah, I found it right before we met at the cemetery. 615 00:35:32,179 --> 00:35:35,826 I'd gone looking for you because, you know what, I was concerned. 616 00:35:35,881 --> 00:35:38,446 They caught me with my guard down. 617 00:35:39,279 --> 00:35:40,781 Hey, you know what? 618 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:42,837 They really don't want you here. 619 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:45,973 I know. It's a shame, isn't it? If only they got to know me. 620 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,665 But you can't just ignore these people. I don't understand. 621 00:35:48,706 --> 00:35:51,417 Why aren't you doing something about this? 622 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:54,857 What do you do, Miss Emily? Hm? 623 00:35:56,497 --> 00:35:57,498 Do you work? 624 00:35:58,418 --> 00:35:59,879 What do you mean? Why do you ask? 625 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:01,753 Just making conversation. 626 00:36:02,552 --> 00:36:04,471 How do you spend your time? 627 00:36:04,514 --> 00:36:05,638 With whom do you spend it? 628 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:11,227 Well, with people that you'd probably detest. 629 00:36:11,342 --> 00:36:12,885 Well, do you detest them? 630 00:36:12,944 --> 00:36:13,875 Well, no. 631 00:36:13,927 --> 00:36:15,762 No, they're my friends. 632 00:36:16,462 --> 00:36:18,589 And, just for the record... 633 00:36:21,617 --> 00:36:23,910 I volunteer at a charity shop. 634 00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:26,731 Wait a minute. Are you judging me? 635 00:36:26,786 --> 00:36:29,824 Well, I'm trying to, but you're not giving me much to work on. 636 00:36:29,871 --> 00:36:32,125 You protest against phone masts. 637 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:34,866 You spend time with people you'd rather not. 638 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:38,005 Apart from a volunteer job, you don't really work... 639 00:36:38,703 --> 00:36:42,040 The fact of which I sense you're not altogether proud. 640 00:36:42,126 --> 00:36:45,513 It's as if you're all dressed up for some purpose you either can't remember 641 00:36:46,431 --> 00:36:49,851 or never really grasped to begin with. 642 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:53,855 I should go. 643 00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:57,524 No, I... I overstepped. I'm sorry. 644 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,152 Particularly strong batch of wine. 645 00:36:59,245 --> 00:37:00,562 No, it's fine. I mean, you know... 646 00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:02,905 It's always a lot of fun to be told one is just blindly 647 00:37:02,947 --> 00:37:04,612 stumbling their way through life. 648 00:37:04,699 --> 00:37:06,375 Well, you know, stumbling has its benefits. 649 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:09,069 You stumbled my way, after all. 650 00:37:09,147 --> 00:37:10,621 Well, thanks again. 651 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:12,123 DONALD: Well, you didn't thank me the first time. 652 00:37:12,202 --> 00:37:14,167 Well, thank you the first time. 653 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,336 It was... It was a really lovely meal. 654 00:37:16,749 --> 00:37:18,167 Um... 655 00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:20,920 It's gonna rain. 656 00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:23,270 Heath rain is a harsh mistress. You should wait a while. 657 00:37:23,317 --> 00:37:26,971 Oh. Well, I'll be sure to run. 658 00:37:30,058 --> 00:37:32,226 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 659 00:37:33,235 --> 00:37:35,237 - (HEAVY RAINFALL) - Shoot! 660 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,159 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 661 00:37:55,554 --> 00:37:56,889 (GROANS) 662 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,722 (RAIN PATTERING) 663 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,323 Wait a minute. 664 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,492 Yeah. 665 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:08,538 (WHISPERING) I got it. I got it. So, plan of action. 666 00:38:09,956 --> 00:38:12,991 - See what I'm saying? If you take it... - Whoa, great drawing. 667 00:38:13,033 --> 00:38:15,613 Yeah, I know, but what do you think? Do you think we should do it? 668 00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:17,172 - Because... - Oh, make one of these? 669 00:38:17,277 --> 00:38:20,078 - If we make one now? - Yeah, I can totally help you do that. 670 00:38:20,148 --> 00:38:21,550 Okay. Would you put it together? 671 00:38:21,693 --> 00:38:24,632 The tree's in the middle, so it just sort of grabs people. 672 00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:25,770 EMILY: Yeah, that's good, but... 673 00:38:25,812 --> 00:38:27,356 No, wait. Look. 674 00:38:28,124 --> 00:38:29,532 (LAUGHS) 675 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:32,119 - Oh. Yeah. I can change that. - Did you mean that? 676 00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:34,736 No, I didn't, but I am a bit dyslexic. 677 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:38,750 EMILY: There's "Save", yeah. There you go. 678 00:38:38,793 --> 00:38:40,027 Yeah, that's good. 679 00:38:44,695 --> 00:38:47,279 - There's one. Top one is ready. - Okay. The top one. 680 00:38:47,341 --> 00:38:49,237 Hi. Thanks. Thanks so much. 681 00:38:49,307 --> 00:38:51,556 - Yes. - A twofer. Look at that. That looks good. 682 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:55,349 Not upside down. Here, make it straight across so they'll be drawn to it. 683 00:38:55,393 --> 00:38:57,985 Wrap it. Wrap it. Oh, genius, genius. 684 00:38:58,027 --> 00:38:59,199 This is the campaign. 685 00:38:59,241 --> 00:39:01,857 Porridge and Nick, if you take that one there. 686 00:39:01,898 --> 00:39:04,192 Yeah, tweet it now. Tweet the crap out of it. 687 00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:20,751 (LIVELY CHATTER AND MUSIC IN DISTANCE) 688 00:39:30,073 --> 00:39:32,283 ORGANISER: How many have you got left? 689 00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,310 Hey, you. 690 00:39:38,552 --> 00:39:40,843 Would you invite me to come and stomp all over your garden? 691 00:39:41,524 --> 00:39:43,329 Look, we're gonna help you, man. 692 00:39:43,371 --> 00:39:44,548 What's this, "Save the Shack"? 693 00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:46,800 What am I, your cause of the month now? 694 00:39:46,871 --> 00:39:49,575 Couldn't get anywhere with global warming, no? 695 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,951 Mr Horner, I'm... I'm Mark Kasdan from the Hampstead And Highgate Express. 696 00:39:52,993 --> 00:39:54,260 If you have a moment... 697 00:39:55,210 --> 00:39:57,413 Do you think I'm just made of moments 698 00:39:57,455 --> 00:39:59,810 that I can pass around like Communion wafers? 699 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,293 Get away from here. 700 00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:03,917 That goes for all of you. Get away! 701 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:05,712 Get away from here! 702 00:40:07,589 --> 00:40:09,591 WOMAN: What are you... 703 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,790 - What? - (EMILY GASPS) 704 00:40:18,847 --> 00:40:19,890 Oh. 705 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:29,151 I don't need help. I'm doing fine without it! 706 00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:31,597 I don't even know where those bloody idiots came from! 707 00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:33,057 Well, I do. 708 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,684 I asked them and... 709 00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:36,887 I mean, look, I... 710 00:40:36,950 --> 00:40:38,792 I don't really know you. I mean, not well. 711 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:43,286 But you can't tell me that that was your first eviction notice. 712 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:47,340 And, really, if you really want to stay here, you're gonna have to fight for it. 713 00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:50,490 All right, you tell me all the fights that you've fought, Miss Emily. 714 00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:51,971 You know, why don't you just do that? 715 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,291 All the untold risks 716 00:40:53,346 --> 00:40:56,749 that you've taken personally, you know, in the name of principle. 717 00:40:56,835 --> 00:40:59,666 Risks that obviously entitle you to manipulate the lives of others 718 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:00,674 without their knowledge 719 00:41:00,716 --> 00:41:02,420 - or consent. - Okay. 720 00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:05,505 - (DOOR OPENS) - Tell me about your battles, Miss Emily. 721 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:06,632 (DOOR CLOSES) 722 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,175 I'm all ears. 723 00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:15,391 Who's James? 724 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,813 (ROMANTIC MUSIC) 725 00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,987 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 726 00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:36,913 Do you own shares in a luxury hotel and spa complex 727 00:41:36,954 --> 00:41:40,791 in Lanzarote called Villa Taj Exotica? 728 00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:41,918 Not that I know of. 729 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,892 Well, now you know. 730 00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:45,629 They're what's called subprime shares. 731 00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:47,632 They're actually costing you. 732 00:41:48,523 --> 00:41:49,800 Well, Charles, huh? 733 00:41:49,842 --> 00:41:52,845 Yeah, the gift that keeps on giving, right? 734 00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,430 But what am I gonna do? I don't... 735 00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:55,747 I mean, I don't know. 736 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,432 I mean, am I gonna have to sell my flat? 737 00:41:57,474 --> 00:42:00,234 Oh, no, no, no, you will relax, that's what... 738 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,836 I mean, that's why I'm here. 739 00:42:02,899 --> 00:42:04,315 Your flat is safe. 740 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,440 Thank you. 741 00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:08,088 I mean, yes, you're drowning in a sinkhole of debt. 742 00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:11,712 A fourth-year medical student's probably got more savings in the can than you right now, 743 00:42:11,782 --> 00:42:13,986 but I can get you through this, Emily. 744 00:42:16,111 --> 00:42:20,121 So, now, listen, let's just crack on and attack these debts. 745 00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:20,956 - Okay. - Shall we now? 746 00:42:20,998 --> 00:42:23,447 Most of them can be absorbed as tax write-offs. 747 00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:27,414 We just need to find a friendly party to take them on. 748 00:42:27,477 --> 00:42:31,467 Um... I do quite a lot of work for Fiona's husband, Rory. 749 00:42:31,509 --> 00:42:35,029 Yes, and his company may very well be able to help us out. 750 00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,806 Er... Are you okay there? 751 00:42:37,849 --> 00:42:39,475 No, I'm... I'm fine. 752 00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:41,518 It's... It's just that... 753 00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:44,480 I don't know, I... 754 00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:46,523 I just didn't really think it was going to... 755 00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,525 (SIGHS) Be this much effort, you know? 756 00:42:48,568 --> 00:42:51,112 It's okay. I'll squeeze my paid work in between. 757 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:52,280 (CHUCKLES) 758 00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:55,127 Thank you. I know you have a lot on your plate. I know. 759 00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:57,993 Yes, I do indeed. God, I could do with a holiday right now. 760 00:42:58,036 --> 00:42:59,662 Oh, I know what you mean about that. Yeah. 761 00:42:59,704 --> 00:43:01,759 Yes, I hear the Ionian Islands are perfect this time of year. 762 00:43:01,814 --> 00:43:02,976 You know, I love Greece. 763 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:05,427 It's a place I've always wanted to visit, you know, and... 764 00:43:05,512 --> 00:43:07,189 - Yes, well, you... - (EMILY GASPS) 765 00:43:07,244 --> 00:43:10,152 You see here this luxury hotel 766 00:43:10,223 --> 00:43:11,673 nestled in this quaint fishing village? 767 00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:14,176 Ooh! That's a wow, huh? 768 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,844 So what... That's something there. 769 00:43:15,887 --> 00:43:17,128 I knew you'd fancy it. 770 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,018 And, Emily... 771 00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:23,802 There's no strings attached. 772 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:27,773 No, well, you know something? About those strings. 773 00:43:27,815 --> 00:43:30,234 I mean, this is beautiful. 774 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,528 It's amazing. It's just that I... 775 00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:34,452 Oh, no, you need time to think about it. 776 00:43:34,494 --> 00:43:35,615 Yes. 777 00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:39,426 Yes, that is... That's exactly what I need, just a little thinking time here. 778 00:43:39,504 --> 00:43:41,579 - Well, then, you think. - Yeah. 779 00:43:41,621 --> 00:43:42,475 I'll work. 780 00:43:42,517 --> 00:43:43,873 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 781 00:43:43,914 --> 00:43:45,208 Thank you. 782 00:43:45,921 --> 00:43:48,136 So, what are we... What have we got there? 783 00:43:48,215 --> 00:43:51,519 - Well, er, cars... - Yes, cars. 784 00:44:02,087 --> 00:44:04,089 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 785 00:44:12,218 --> 00:44:13,511 Karl's? 786 00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:16,293 Oh, what in God's name? 787 00:44:18,074 --> 00:44:20,012 Karl Marx. 788 00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:33,673 Okay. 789 00:44:37,677 --> 00:44:38,928 Yeah. 790 00:44:58,340 --> 00:44:59,550 Well. 791 00:45:00,214 --> 00:45:02,994 Listen, it wasn't meant for you, you know. 792 00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:04,519 Erm... 793 00:45:04,574 --> 00:45:05,997 Wait. Are you saying something? 794 00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:08,587 Just about the other day, 795 00:45:08,658 --> 00:45:09,463 losing my temper, 796 00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:12,753 all that growling like a rabid Rottweiler. 797 00:45:13,451 --> 00:45:16,089 I wouldn't exactly call it growling. 798 00:45:16,132 --> 00:45:20,720 It was more like a kind of a baying sound, sort of like some kind of a sick hippo. 799 00:45:21,436 --> 00:45:22,854 All right. 800 00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:24,649 Well, I'm sorry. 801 00:45:25,744 --> 00:45:27,371 Thank you. 802 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:58,021 I don't understand. What's with you and this hanging out in cemeteries? 803 00:45:58,071 --> 00:45:59,603 Quietest place in the city. 804 00:45:59,658 --> 00:46:04,193 Mm. Quiet up above, but who knows what's going on down below? 805 00:46:04,279 --> 00:46:07,683 Yeah. Party, I bet. A massive party. 806 00:46:07,766 --> 00:46:10,811 You know, I think Dante Rossetti is buried here. 807 00:46:11,649 --> 00:46:13,368 He was my favourite Pre-Raphaelite. 808 00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:15,692 So, you an artist? 809 00:46:15,733 --> 00:46:18,123 No. No, I'm not anything. 810 00:46:18,207 --> 00:46:19,350 But I studied. 811 00:46:21,481 --> 00:46:24,826 Actually, it's not Rossetti. 812 00:46:25,868 --> 00:46:28,162 It's his wife, Elizabeth. Do you know the story? 813 00:46:28,204 --> 00:46:29,372 Uh-uh. 814 00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:32,750 Well, they lost a baby in childbirth. 815 00:46:33,342 --> 00:46:35,586 She killed herself. 816 00:46:35,628 --> 00:46:38,213 He buried a manuscript of poems with her. 817 00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:40,137 That's so romantic. 818 00:46:40,191 --> 00:46:42,796 Ten years later, he hadn't got two beans to rub together. 819 00:46:42,838 --> 00:46:45,012 What's a poor lad to do? 820 00:46:45,210 --> 00:46:46,295 Finds two beans? 821 00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:49,349 He obtains a permit to disinter her. 822 00:46:50,184 --> 00:46:53,688 Literally claws the book from her hair. 823 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,392 I mean, made a pretty penny in the end, but imagine, 824 00:46:57,470 --> 00:46:59,235 her hair ripping off in his hands. 825 00:47:00,422 --> 00:47:05,575 Worms oozing from the hollow caverns where once blinked her sky-blue eyes. 826 00:47:06,784 --> 00:47:07,474 Wine? 827 00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:09,382 Oh, no, I... 828 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,580 No, thanks, really. I think I've had a bit too much. 829 00:47:11,643 --> 00:47:14,488 Yeah, well, you said that the last time. 830 00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:15,553 Oh. 831 00:47:15,608 --> 00:47:16,878 Do you drink too much all the time? 832 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,796 No, only when I drink. 833 00:47:19,806 --> 00:47:21,067 Very good. 834 00:47:22,842 --> 00:47:25,856 You know, this is really tasty. 835 00:47:25,898 --> 00:47:27,012 Mm-hmm. 836 00:47:27,054 --> 00:47:29,320 I'm really loving these nuts. 837 00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:30,702 There are not nuts. 838 00:47:30,744 --> 00:47:33,435 No, mushrooms, berries, beans... 839 00:47:33,681 --> 00:47:34,722 Oh, the crickets. 840 00:47:37,035 --> 00:47:38,643 Tell me I'm not eating crickets. 841 00:47:38,752 --> 00:47:40,544 Well, course you're not. 842 00:47:40,622 --> 00:47:42,760 They're technically grasshoppers. 843 00:47:42,807 --> 00:47:44,406 Come on. Uh-uh. 844 00:47:44,468 --> 00:47:46,240 No. No. 845 00:47:46,282 --> 00:47:47,575 Pine nuts. 846 00:47:47,617 --> 00:47:48,707 What do you mean? 847 00:47:48,762 --> 00:47:50,787 No, they're pine nuts, I swear. 848 00:47:50,858 --> 00:47:52,250 Unless something jumped in. 849 00:47:52,648 --> 00:47:55,611 - Will you stop it? - (LAUGHS) 850 00:47:55,677 --> 00:47:57,554 - (GIGGLES) - Okay. 851 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,296 Anyway... 852 00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:04,480 May I ask you something? 853 00:48:04,967 --> 00:48:05,884 Sure. 854 00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:08,561 Yeah, it's about what happened the other day, 855 00:48:08,647 --> 00:48:10,393 and those people, 856 00:48:10,479 --> 00:48:12,705 they really wanted to help you, 857 00:48:12,783 --> 00:48:14,059 and I do too. 858 00:48:14,101 --> 00:48:15,502 I don't need any help. 859 00:48:15,573 --> 00:48:17,524 Of course you do. We all need help. 860 00:48:17,587 --> 00:48:18,898 I didn't ask for any. 861 00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:22,318 Well, what do you mean? 862 00:48:23,026 --> 00:48:25,575 Look, I'm no-one's charity case, okay? 863 00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:27,683 I'm a man who lives as he chooses to, 864 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:31,201 and I'm not going to any effing court or any effing hearing either. 865 00:48:31,244 --> 00:48:33,469 No-one is taking my home from me! 866 00:48:33,531 --> 00:48:34,871 Okay, all right, Mr Angry. 867 00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:37,830 Okay. Listen, there's no reason to wake the dead here. None. 868 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,838 The dead make more sense to me. 869 00:48:39,901 --> 00:48:42,876 Oh, my God. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. I don't know. 870 00:48:42,954 --> 00:48:45,988 How can you expect anyone to put up with all this nonsense? 871 00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:48,420 All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 872 00:48:48,486 --> 00:48:49,863 I was wrong. 873 00:48:50,483 --> 00:48:52,151 Well, I don't know. 874 00:48:53,891 --> 00:48:55,357 No, I'm sorry. I really am. 875 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,546 It won't happen again. 876 00:48:56,613 --> 00:48:57,821 I was out of order. 877 00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,606 What hearing? 878 00:48:59,646 --> 00:49:00,658 What? 879 00:49:00,736 --> 00:49:02,317 Well, somewhere in the middle of that tantrum 880 00:49:02,358 --> 00:49:04,736 you mentioned the words "court" and "hearing". 881 00:49:12,712 --> 00:49:13,963 Okay. 882 00:49:20,366 --> 00:49:22,826 All right, so, of course. 883 00:49:22,882 --> 00:49:25,772 "Brevon International seeks immediate vacancy. 884 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:29,399 "Failure to appear will be regarded as..." 885 00:49:29,517 --> 00:49:31,353 This is serious. 886 00:49:31,512 --> 00:49:32,870 They're gonna throw you out. 887 00:49:34,853 --> 00:49:36,855 And it's not your problem. 888 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:41,063 We all have problems, Donald. 889 00:49:41,235 --> 00:49:45,626 But no-one can hear you howling at the world with your head stuck in the sand. 890 00:49:45,668 --> 00:49:48,071 Do you really want to save your home? 891 00:49:48,112 --> 00:49:50,072 I'm just asking you. 892 00:49:54,770 --> 00:49:56,813 I have no idea where to start. 893 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:01,066 (SIGHS) 894 00:50:03,050 --> 00:50:05,052 Well, 895 00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:07,029 you're gonna need a lawyer. 896 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,265 How do I look? 897 00:50:19,018 --> 00:50:20,769 Good. 898 00:50:23,042 --> 00:50:24,418 Okay. 899 00:50:42,038 --> 00:50:43,456 (DOORBELL RINGS) 900 00:50:47,922 --> 00:50:49,382 (MUNCHING) 901 00:50:50,121 --> 00:50:51,623 Oh, God. 902 00:50:57,930 --> 00:50:58,931 (MUMBLES) 903 00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:00,645 Well, you've um... 904 00:51:02,524 --> 00:51:05,795 Certainly captured your public's imagination. 905 00:51:07,285 --> 00:51:09,640 They can have it back if I can keep my home. 906 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,842 (CLEARS THROAT) 907 00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:14,971 So, Donald, when you took... Oh, for... 908 00:51:16,117 --> 00:51:17,118 (SCRIBBLING) 909 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:22,894 Is there another one here? 910 00:51:23,524 --> 00:51:26,111 Well, wait a minute. You know what? I think I have a pen. 911 00:51:26,174 --> 00:51:27,949 - Yeah. - Oh. Thanks. 912 00:51:34,226 --> 00:51:37,222 So, Donald, when you chose to be homeless... 913 00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:38,366 I have a home. 914 00:51:38,909 --> 00:51:41,882 Yeah, I mean, of course, I've seen the pictures. 915 00:51:42,763 --> 00:51:46,146 - Well, it's much nicer inside. - Yeah, I have no doubt. 916 00:51:46,188 --> 00:51:49,777 It's just Brevon International insists that you're leeching off the land. 917 00:51:49,931 --> 00:51:50,933 Listen to me. 918 00:51:52,331 --> 00:51:54,958 I'm indebted to no-one. I am my own man. 919 00:51:55,155 --> 00:51:58,231 I grow my own food. I generate my own electricity. 920 00:51:58,575 --> 00:52:02,812 Whatever I am, I am not a leech. Do you understand? 921 00:52:03,709 --> 00:52:08,168 That's all well and good. It's just many would write you off as... 922 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,056 Well, mad. 923 00:52:11,715 --> 00:52:13,903 Better a madman than a slave. 924 00:52:14,028 --> 00:52:16,016 Point taken but, for our purposes, 925 00:52:16,094 --> 00:52:19,198 it might be best for the madman to leave the mad at home. 926 00:52:19,956 --> 00:52:23,130 Uh, we don't lose our temper when we give evidence. 927 00:52:23,214 --> 00:52:25,219 It plays to a stereotype. 928 00:52:30,782 --> 00:52:33,911 So, we just need to establish that your shack 929 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:37,660 has been a permanent residence on the land for at least 12 years. 930 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:39,057 Ah, we've no problem, then. 931 00:52:39,135 --> 00:52:41,414 - Try 17. - What? 932 00:52:41,743 --> 00:52:43,085 Seventeen years? 933 00:52:43,983 --> 00:52:45,793 What are you doing there, Donald? 934 00:52:46,543 --> 00:52:47,250 What? 935 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:51,191 It's a perfectly straightforward question. Why won't you leave the Heath? 936 00:52:54,563 --> 00:52:56,857 Look, I want you both to realise something. 937 00:52:56,899 --> 00:52:59,269 These are well-connected wolves in silk suits. 938 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:02,047 - You don't know these people. - Yeah, well, they don't know me. 939 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:04,281 But they will soon enough, and uh... 940 00:53:04,343 --> 00:53:07,436 These decisions usually come down to the judge's discretion. 941 00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:12,069 Introduce the court to the decent, wise Donald. 942 00:53:12,412 --> 00:53:14,985 Park the bombast at the door, otherwise we'll never win. 943 00:53:16,262 --> 00:53:18,973 Right, get comfortable. We're gonna be some time. 944 00:53:22,811 --> 00:53:26,430 - That's my life. - You do seem happy amongst the people. 945 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:30,335 - I'm spiteful. - I'm spiteful too. 946 00:53:30,379 --> 00:53:32,882 - All of the above. Are we crossing here? - Yeah. 947 00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,022 Sorry. 948 00:54:19,921 --> 00:54:21,964 That's mine, actually (CHUCKLES) 949 00:54:22,257 --> 00:54:24,845 It's not... See the shape? Yeah. 950 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,075 (BUS BELL DINGS) 951 00:55:07,607 --> 00:55:09,103 (GASPS) What? 952 00:55:10,222 --> 00:55:12,638 - Oh, my God. Oh, my... - Hang on. 953 00:55:14,843 --> 00:55:15,926 (SCOFFS) 954 00:55:15,968 --> 00:55:17,010 Well, wait a minute. 955 00:55:22,564 --> 00:55:23,803 Oh, my God. 956 00:55:37,213 --> 00:55:38,214 (BOOK THUDS) 957 00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:44,216 I mean... 958 00:55:46,226 --> 00:55:47,227 You know what? 959 00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:52,461 Let's just come back and sort this out in the morning. 960 00:55:56,445 --> 00:55:57,487 Okay. 961 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:07,998 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 962 00:56:28,807 --> 00:56:32,808 Well, um, this is where I live. 963 00:56:33,615 --> 00:56:36,707 Oh, so make yourself comfortable. 964 00:56:36,786 --> 00:56:39,326 - I'll... I'll be right back. - Thanks. 965 00:56:48,216 --> 00:56:49,427 Oh, God. 966 00:56:49,678 --> 00:56:51,925 Okay. Okay. 967 00:57:00,349 --> 00:57:01,350 Oh, no! 968 00:57:06,688 --> 00:57:07,689 (SIGHS) 969 00:57:10,178 --> 00:57:11,179 Oh, my God. 970 00:57:18,232 --> 00:57:20,110 Oh. Oh, oh... 971 00:57:22,785 --> 00:57:23,911 Uh... 972 00:57:25,691 --> 00:57:27,109 (FOOTSTEPS) 973 00:57:32,857 --> 00:57:34,288 What are you doing up here? 974 00:57:35,237 --> 00:57:36,792 Observing the natives. 975 00:57:37,748 --> 00:57:39,862 - Uh... (CHUCKLES) - Hey... 976 00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:43,126 - Did you take these? - Maybe. 977 00:57:45,759 --> 00:57:47,721 - DONALD: Good. - Oh... 978 00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:50,670 Yeah, well, I dabbled in college. 979 00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:53,210 You should dabble some more. 980 00:57:56,830 --> 00:57:59,173 Are you sure this is how you wanna spend your time? 981 00:58:02,065 --> 00:58:03,233 Not really. 982 00:58:05,243 --> 00:58:06,286 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 983 00:58:19,146 --> 00:58:21,345 Are you getting furnishing ideas? 984 00:58:23,428 --> 00:58:26,222 I was just thinking about what the story is with all this stuff. 985 00:58:26,263 --> 00:58:27,265 Yeah. 986 00:58:27,848 --> 00:58:31,737 - Is that an urn? - Hm. Yes. Mary. 987 00:58:31,879 --> 00:58:34,048 3-B. It's her mother's. 988 00:58:35,106 --> 00:58:38,437 I can point it the other way if you feel like you're being watched. 989 00:58:40,944 --> 00:58:41,946 Yeah. 990 00:58:42,571 --> 00:58:43,615 Yeah. 991 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:45,416 - You know, it's funny. - What? 992 00:58:46,573 --> 00:58:48,325 I don't think this place suits you. 993 00:58:48,557 --> 00:58:49,859 This place? 994 00:58:50,385 --> 00:58:53,407 Oh, no, this place suits me fine. 995 00:58:53,582 --> 00:58:55,614 - No, your flat, I mean. - Oh. 996 00:58:56,919 --> 00:58:59,591 You know, it feels like someone else's life. 997 00:59:00,377 --> 00:59:01,520 Not yours. 998 00:59:02,341 --> 00:59:03,343 Yeah. 999 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,711 I've wasted so much time. 1000 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,281 (SCOFFS) 1001 00:59:10,158 --> 00:59:11,791 Here's to new beginnings. 1002 00:59:13,019 --> 00:59:14,820 New beginnings. 1003 00:59:15,046 --> 00:59:17,385 - (CHUCKLES) - And breakfast. 1004 00:59:18,036 --> 00:59:19,692 - Yeah. - And breakfast. 1005 00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:40,592 - (GASPS) Oh! - Sorry. 1006 00:59:41,706 --> 00:59:44,291 - You're wearing a curtain. - Yes. 1007 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,918 Yes, it was um... 1008 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,284 I got a little cold, so... 1009 00:59:49,797 --> 00:59:51,423 You're up to something, Mum. 1010 00:59:51,465 --> 00:59:55,719 What? How could I have possibly raised such a suspicious son? 1011 00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:58,499 Oh. By acting so suspiciously. 1012 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:02,266 Oh, God, I am starving. 1013 01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:05,679 Mmm! I was on my way to a meeting. I thought I'd swing by. 1014 01:00:05,776 --> 01:00:08,682 Yeah? You know, they should feed you at these meetings. 1015 01:00:08,768 --> 01:00:11,777 - You've been ignoring my calls, Mother. - You ignore mine. 1016 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:15,764 Yes, but that's the natural order of things. Mothers should answer. Sons get worried. 1017 01:00:15,819 --> 01:00:17,478 - There you go. Yes. - Mmm! 1018 01:00:17,535 --> 01:00:19,706 - You're a saint. - Uh-huh. 1019 01:00:19,787 --> 01:00:21,598 Have you got any plans for Friday? 1020 01:00:21,671 --> 01:00:22,712 Friday? 1021 01:00:24,044 --> 01:00:25,530 Friday. It's your birthday. 1022 01:00:25,624 --> 01:00:26,501 Oh... 1023 01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:28,462 I'm afraid I have to be out of town for a few days. 1024 01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,922 Uh-huh. Well, you know, don't worry about anything. 1025 01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:34,884 You know, I'll probably just spend a little time with Fiona and the gang 1026 01:00:34,925 --> 01:00:38,322 and it'll be fine, so whatever. (CHUCKLES) 1027 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,802 (SIGHS) 1028 01:00:47,075 --> 01:00:49,994 You know what? I really have to get to the charity shop quite soon. 1029 01:00:50,108 --> 01:00:52,512 - No, yeah, I've gotta run too. - Thank you. 1030 01:00:52,574 --> 01:00:57,277 I had hoped we could continue our talk about money. 1031 01:00:57,364 --> 01:01:01,677 Oh, oh, didn't I tell you? Actually, I'm getting advice from Fiona's accountant, so... 1032 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:03,655 - Oh... - Hmm. 1033 01:01:03,715 --> 01:01:05,104 - That's brilliant. - Hmm. 1034 01:01:05,831 --> 01:01:07,333 I hope he's not asking for too much. 1035 01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:09,487 No, no. No, no, not at all. No, no. 1036 01:01:11,257 --> 01:01:15,443 I don't know, Mum. I have a feeling you're not telling me everything. 1037 01:01:15,794 --> 01:01:17,177 What could I possibly be hiding? 1038 01:01:17,217 --> 01:01:18,219 (DONALD HUMMING) 1039 01:01:21,972 --> 01:01:23,974 DONALD: Oh. Hello, there. Um... 1040 01:01:24,016 --> 01:01:25,018 Sorry... 1041 01:01:25,518 --> 01:01:26,807 I didn't hear you come in. 1042 01:01:27,853 --> 01:01:29,791 - Mud in my ears. - (EMILY CHUCKLES) 1043 01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:34,590 Actually, this is, umm... This is my son, Philip, and this is my, umm... 1044 01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:35,661 Handyman. 1045 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:37,377 Yeah, he's very handy. 1046 01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:40,714 Okay, and that's my cue. 1047 01:01:41,533 --> 01:01:42,493 Umm... 1048 01:01:42,778 --> 01:01:45,038 - It's very nice to meet you. - Sorry. Donald. 1049 01:01:45,079 --> 01:01:46,338 - Donald. - Donald. 1050 01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:50,632 - Uh, Mum, I'll... I'll be in touch. - Okay. Bye. 1051 01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:53,843 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1052 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,103 Okay. (SIGHS) 1053 01:01:58,778 --> 01:01:59,969 - Oh! - (BOTH LAUGH) 1054 01:02:00,229 --> 01:02:01,313 Here you are. 1055 01:02:01,846 --> 01:02:04,631 - How is everything? - Oh, you know, I mean, the usual. 1056 01:02:04,693 --> 01:02:06,800 - How's everything with James? - James? 1057 01:02:06,843 --> 01:02:10,515 - James. Oh. Yeah. - Oh... We need to catch up. 1058 01:02:10,578 --> 01:02:12,200 We need to catch up. 1059 01:02:12,327 --> 01:02:14,662 - Oh... - (MOBILE RINGS) 1060 01:02:16,367 --> 01:02:17,660 Yeah, hello? 1061 01:02:17,812 --> 01:02:20,047 Hey! Good news. 1062 01:02:20,308 --> 01:02:23,192 They've given us our hearing date. It's a week from Monday. 1063 01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:26,132 - ERIK: Oh, morning, Mrs W. - Oh, Erik. 1064 01:02:26,371 --> 01:02:30,043 This is what it's all about. Our right to the land, to affordable housing. 1065 01:02:30,128 --> 01:02:31,461 I'm one of Donald's people. 1066 01:02:31,523 --> 01:02:34,043 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Did you hear that? 1067 01:02:34,121 --> 01:02:37,623 He's one of Donald's people. Isn't it nice to accept help? 1068 01:02:37,790 --> 01:02:39,000 He needs help. 1069 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:41,044 ERIK: They can bend us, but never break us, 1070 01:02:41,085 --> 01:02:45,005 'cause it only serves to make us more determined to achieve our final goal. 1071 01:02:46,115 --> 01:02:48,036 Aren't those the words to I Am Woman? 1072 01:02:48,816 --> 01:02:50,658 Come on. Work to be done. 1073 01:02:50,741 --> 01:02:51,908 (WHISTLES) 1074 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:59,348 - EMILY: Yeah. You got that. - ERIK: Thanks. 1075 01:03:04,067 --> 01:03:05,693 Yeah, that's right. Sorry. 1076 01:03:11,409 --> 01:03:14,413 - DONALD: Ooh, yeah, that's rotten. - I like this colour. 1077 01:03:14,924 --> 01:03:15,953 - (BOTH LAUGH) - What? 1078 01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:17,084 - You did it? - Course we did it. 1079 01:03:17,435 --> 01:03:18,810 - But where's it going? - Up there. 1080 01:03:18,868 --> 01:03:19,870 Uh-huh. 1081 01:03:23,794 --> 01:03:25,546 - DONALD: Where are you putting them? - Hmm? 1082 01:03:25,587 --> 01:03:29,482 - No, no, do you see? They're beautiful. - It's on the rain barrel. 1083 01:03:29,544 --> 01:03:33,220 EMILY: Back up against the... That's right. Just... That's it. 1084 01:03:33,263 --> 01:03:35,502 Did you see this? Where do I put the rope? 1085 01:03:35,765 --> 01:03:37,967 - DONALD: Nah, hold on. - EMILY: Here, I'll hold on to it. 1086 01:03:38,030 --> 01:03:40,936 No, we lift it. 'Cause, you know, you do have the hinge on the... 1087 01:03:41,361 --> 01:03:44,072 Sorry. I'm really sorry about that. Go inside. 1088 01:03:44,129 --> 01:03:46,506 - Do you want to take a break? - No, no... Okay. 1089 01:03:46,817 --> 01:03:47,734 (CHUCKLES) 1090 01:03:47,777 --> 01:03:48,945 Okay, I'll take a break. 1091 01:03:59,497 --> 01:04:01,748 - Oh... - It's not bad. 1092 01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:06,835 What are you talking about? It's way better than it was before. 1093 01:04:08,035 --> 01:04:09,166 Aye, you're right. 1094 01:04:13,857 --> 01:04:14,858 Appreciate it. 1095 01:04:15,404 --> 01:04:18,181 - Excuse me? - What... What's that? 1096 01:04:18,223 --> 01:04:19,725 I'm really having trouble hearing him, are you? 1097 01:04:19,767 --> 01:04:22,978 - Yeah, it's odd. I can't... - All right. Enough, enough, all right. 1098 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:24,022 Thank you. 1099 01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:26,149 (ERIK IMITATES HOWLING) 1100 01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:28,240 (LAUGHS) 1101 01:04:29,335 --> 01:04:31,545 I don't know about you. I've got a bit of a pong about me. 1102 01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,627 Oh. 1103 01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:35,342 Fancy a swim? 1104 01:04:41,548 --> 01:04:42,591 (LAUGHS) 1105 01:04:46,236 --> 01:04:47,446 (GIGGLES) 1106 01:04:49,766 --> 01:04:51,018 He's a good kid. Huh? 1107 01:04:51,153 --> 01:04:53,891 - Is he? - Yes, yes. 1108 01:04:54,948 --> 01:04:56,116 I know. 1109 01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:57,450 Aye, he's a good kid. 1110 01:04:58,399 --> 01:05:00,886 He's just a little bit lost, no? 1111 01:05:02,893 --> 01:05:05,151 - Christ, listen to me. - What? 1112 01:05:05,365 --> 01:05:07,031 I sound like me father. 1113 01:05:08,843 --> 01:05:10,124 Where were you born? 1114 01:05:11,038 --> 01:05:12,040 Why? 1115 01:05:12,529 --> 01:05:14,892 Why? Because, I don't know, it's the kind of question 1116 01:05:14,959 --> 01:05:17,385 most normal people might ask each other. 1117 01:05:20,723 --> 01:05:22,043 North County, Dublin. 1118 01:05:22,605 --> 01:05:24,950 - Ahhh. - A little place outside Dublin. 1119 01:05:26,159 --> 01:05:27,202 Ireland. 1120 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,190 And what was that like? 1121 01:05:30,539 --> 01:05:33,823 Well, we had a bit of... A bit of a farm, a small farm, you know. 1122 01:05:34,450 --> 01:05:37,078 Well, we had until my old man drove it into the ground. 1123 01:05:37,658 --> 01:05:41,299 Then my mum passed away and I wandered. 1124 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:46,109 It took me years to get to London. 1125 01:05:46,390 --> 01:05:47,659 Years, huh? 1126 01:05:48,373 --> 01:05:49,625 Uh, well... 1127 01:05:50,145 --> 01:05:52,244 I kind of took the scenic route, you know. 1128 01:05:52,334 --> 01:05:55,395 - Uh-huh. - Morocco, Amsterdam, the usual. 1129 01:05:55,558 --> 01:05:57,974 - I was a bit of an idiot. - Why? 1130 01:05:58,073 --> 01:06:00,872 Oh, I ran and just kept running. 1131 01:06:01,815 --> 01:06:02,816 (SIGHS) 1132 01:06:03,653 --> 01:06:06,456 - Yeah, then London. - London. 1133 01:06:07,008 --> 01:06:08,343 You met someone, huh? 1134 01:06:08,706 --> 01:06:09,804 Umm... 1135 01:06:13,318 --> 01:06:14,361 Valerie. 1136 01:06:16,457 --> 01:06:17,458 Hmm. 1137 01:06:18,594 --> 01:06:19,558 Yeah, she was older than me. 1138 01:06:19,612 --> 01:06:22,656 She owned this little café... Ran this little café in Camden Town. 1139 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:25,928 I started working for her and then helped her run it. 1140 01:06:27,521 --> 01:06:29,020 It's less than two miles from here. 1141 01:06:29,990 --> 01:06:31,405 Yeah, and then what happened? 1142 01:06:32,586 --> 01:06:33,838 What happened? 1143 01:06:34,776 --> 01:06:36,299 Well, she got sick. 1144 01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:38,538 Yeah. 1145 01:06:39,482 --> 01:06:40,911 And I got scared. 1146 01:06:41,951 --> 01:06:44,299 And then she, of course, copped it on immediately. 1147 01:06:44,479 --> 01:06:46,086 I wasn't really coping with it, you know. 1148 01:06:46,150 --> 01:06:48,275 Especially when she got worse, the cancer. 1149 01:06:49,452 --> 01:06:50,454 So... 1150 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,568 She told me I should take a break. 1151 01:06:55,185 --> 01:06:57,833 And I knew I shouldn't, but I did. I ran again. 1152 01:06:59,881 --> 01:07:00,882 Yeah. 1153 01:07:01,635 --> 01:07:02,773 We kind of... 1154 01:07:03,858 --> 01:07:05,860 Well, we both knew what was happening, you know. 1155 01:07:08,688 --> 01:07:09,773 And it happened. 1156 01:07:11,751 --> 01:07:12,888 I'm sorry. 1157 01:07:20,895 --> 01:07:21,897 Hey, you know what? 1158 01:07:22,935 --> 01:07:26,740 I think I'm gonna cook for us tonight. I'm gonna make us a small feast. 1159 01:07:27,522 --> 01:07:28,607 Donald. 1160 01:07:29,566 --> 01:07:32,008 Here. Go ahead. 1161 01:07:35,129 --> 01:07:36,429 Don't be too late. 1162 01:07:41,638 --> 01:07:42,639 (DOOR CLOSING) 1163 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:45,187 Hey. 1164 01:07:45,306 --> 01:07:47,770 - Hey. - How are you? 1165 01:07:47,975 --> 01:07:48,977 All good. 1166 01:07:54,968 --> 01:07:57,375 ALL: Surprise! 1167 01:07:57,648 --> 01:07:59,437 Oh... Oh, my God! 1168 01:07:59,484 --> 01:08:03,449 Well, to answer your question, Mary, I don't think she suspected anything. 1169 01:08:03,491 --> 01:08:05,865 Oh, happy birthday, Emily. 1170 01:08:05,944 --> 01:08:10,259 Now, for the exclusive pleasure of our birthday girl... 1171 01:08:11,082 --> 01:08:14,570 The Ukulele Orchestra of Hampstead. 1172 01:08:15,641 --> 01:08:17,897 - (JAMES HUMS) - Oh. 1173 01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:23,272 ♪ Happy birthday to you... 1174 01:08:23,354 --> 01:08:28,370 ♪ Happy birthday to you... 1175 01:08:28,454 --> 01:08:33,865 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Emily 1176 01:08:33,950 --> 01:08:34,951 (STRETCHES THE NOTE) 1177 01:08:43,242 --> 01:08:46,369 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1178 01:08:46,451 --> 01:08:47,993 - Oh! - Ohhh! 1179 01:08:48,036 --> 01:08:49,787 (ALL CHEERING) 1180 01:08:50,371 --> 01:08:51,372 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1181 01:08:53,556 --> 01:08:56,852 - WOMAN: It's really good. It was excellent. - No, thank you very much. 1182 01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:00,761 - WOMAN: Really delicious. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 1183 01:09:00,877 --> 01:09:03,440 You know, I don't think parties really need to last this long. 1184 01:09:03,509 --> 01:09:07,828 Oh, come along, Emily. Just enjoy yourself. Let yourself go once in a while. 1185 01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:10,594 Oh, well done, Mr Music Man. 1186 01:09:10,659 --> 01:09:12,578 Oh, well. Well, thank you. 1187 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,852 (LAUGHS) 1188 01:09:14,908 --> 01:09:16,605 How's our birthday girl? 1189 01:09:16,648 --> 01:09:17,649 Oh... 1190 01:09:18,233 --> 01:09:20,492 - Happy birthday, Emily. - Oh, thank you. 1191 01:09:22,046 --> 01:09:23,070 (MUFFLED GASP) 1192 01:09:23,112 --> 01:09:24,072 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 1193 01:09:25,062 --> 01:09:27,103 Maybe you'd like to make a little speech, Emily. 1194 01:09:27,157 --> 01:09:28,242 Oh, yes, of course. 1195 01:09:28,283 --> 01:09:30,161 ALL: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 1196 01:09:31,787 --> 01:09:34,498 - GUESTS: Speech! Speech! Speech! - Thank you so much, James. 1197 01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:35,583 Thank you. 1198 01:09:36,334 --> 01:09:40,486 Well, I just... Thank you, everyone. You're all just... 1199 01:09:41,925 --> 01:09:42,967 You're... 1200 01:09:43,448 --> 01:09:44,657 Wonderful? 1201 01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:47,943 Wonderful. Oh, my goodness, you really are wonderful. 1202 01:09:48,028 --> 01:09:50,002 I would have written a little speech for this occasion, 1203 01:09:50,073 --> 01:09:54,143 but, of course, it is a surprise party, so, duh, what are we talking about anyway? 1204 01:09:54,205 --> 01:09:56,396 - Yeah. - Again! So I just... 1205 01:09:56,437 --> 01:09:58,718 I love you, I truly do. I love you all, and... 1206 01:09:58,773 --> 01:10:01,276 And without you I don't know what my life would have been like. 1207 01:10:01,317 --> 01:10:03,403 This isn't a going-away party. 1208 01:10:03,465 --> 01:10:06,649 No, no, of course, of course it's not, no, not quite. 1209 01:10:06,691 --> 01:10:07,692 Um... 1210 01:10:09,117 --> 01:10:10,326 You know, actually... 1211 01:10:11,592 --> 01:10:14,721 I think this might be a good time to make a little announcement. 1212 01:10:14,763 --> 01:10:15,847 You see... 1213 01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:20,053 - I've found someone. - (ALL GASP) 1214 01:10:20,115 --> 01:10:24,366 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1215 01:10:24,433 --> 01:10:27,282 Hold on, hold on. Thank you so much. Thank you. 1216 01:10:27,343 --> 01:10:28,553 James! 1217 01:10:31,485 --> 01:10:34,038 Well, I think you all kind of know him. 1218 01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:38,104 Or of him, and he's very special. 1219 01:10:39,987 --> 01:10:43,528 He's completely transformed the way I look at life. 1220 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,337 - He's... - MARY: Rory? 1221 01:10:46,423 --> 01:10:50,283 I was coming in now and I saw that tramp from the Heath running up the stairs. 1222 01:10:50,325 --> 01:10:54,135 - I think he's gone into the attic. - The attic? Oh, God. 1223 01:10:54,197 --> 01:10:56,024 Why didn't Xavier stop him? 1224 01:10:56,071 --> 01:10:59,340 Xavier, what are you doing up here? 1225 01:10:59,791 --> 01:11:01,070 I got hungry. 1226 01:11:01,169 --> 01:11:03,921 Oh, for heaven's sake, there's an intruder in our building. 1227 01:11:03,962 --> 01:11:06,715 EMILY: Wait. But let's talk about this before you go. 1228 01:11:06,757 --> 01:11:09,552 Please, wait just a second. We need to talk about this. 1229 01:11:09,594 --> 01:11:10,886 Wait. I'll do it. I'll do it. 1230 01:11:10,929 --> 01:11:12,680 - Come on, boys. Come on. - Yes, go. 1231 01:11:12,721 --> 01:11:14,014 Let them go. 1232 01:11:14,974 --> 01:11:16,643 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1233 01:11:24,691 --> 01:11:27,611 (GASPS) It is. It's him. It's the tramp from the Heath. 1234 01:11:27,707 --> 01:11:29,648 MARY: Oh, my God. 1235 01:11:29,738 --> 01:11:32,658 - This man has been living here. - (GASPS) 1236 01:11:37,246 --> 01:11:40,249 - What is... - EMILY: Oh, dear. Sorry about this. 1237 01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:41,709 I'm sorry. 1238 01:11:42,037 --> 01:11:44,173 - Oh, my darling... - No, no, darling. 1239 01:11:47,412 --> 01:11:50,908 No, no, no, you just... You just stay right there. 1240 01:11:52,368 --> 01:11:54,857 What are you gonna do, strum me to death? 1241 01:11:56,598 --> 01:11:58,706 I think you've got some explaining to do, haven't you? 1242 01:12:00,009 --> 01:12:02,153 Actually, I wouldn't mind an explanation myself. 1243 01:12:03,093 --> 01:12:05,259 Oh... Well... 1244 01:12:05,399 --> 01:12:07,165 - Don't worry about it. - EMILY: Oh... 1245 01:12:07,326 --> 01:12:09,528 - I'm sorry. - No, wait, Donald. Please, just wait. 1246 01:12:09,571 --> 01:12:12,705 - What the hell is going on, Emily? - Yes, what is going on, Emily? 1247 01:12:12,813 --> 01:12:14,335 Nothing. It's just... 1248 01:12:14,571 --> 01:12:16,929 Well, it's a misunderstanding, that's all it is. 1249 01:12:17,043 --> 01:12:21,058 Really? Then why are there candles over there? 1250 01:12:21,167 --> 01:12:23,223 There's wax everywhere. 1251 01:12:23,265 --> 01:12:24,988 Yeah, well, that's... That's... 1252 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:28,922 The way I bought them, slightly used candles, at the one-pound shop. 1253 01:12:28,964 --> 01:12:32,166 And what about the bed? Is that slightly used too? 1254 01:12:32,329 --> 01:12:36,091 My God, it's like some sort of sordid sex den. 1255 01:12:36,264 --> 01:12:38,399 Where are my mother's ashes? 1256 01:12:38,515 --> 01:12:43,060 Okay. For God's sakes, really. Yes, you found us out. 1257 01:12:43,364 --> 01:12:47,262 We sprinkled your mother's ashes all over our love shack, 1258 01:12:47,317 --> 01:12:52,172 and we've been going at it like two deranged rabbits in every possible space. 1259 01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:54,991 Well, right there in the old stove box. 1260 01:12:55,032 --> 01:12:58,265 And inside the Renfrews' inflatable dinghy. 1261 01:12:58,307 --> 01:13:01,785 And, oh, don't forget Dr Patel's vintage dentist chairs. 1262 01:13:01,856 --> 01:13:04,799 And all before lunch, okay? 1263 01:13:04,885 --> 01:13:06,752 And, anyway, I'm sorry. 1264 01:13:06,794 --> 01:13:07,795 You know what? 1265 01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:10,958 But I gotta go. 1266 01:13:27,963 --> 01:13:28,965 Donald? 1267 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:32,533 Donald, wait, please. 1268 01:13:34,404 --> 01:13:35,406 Donald. 1269 01:13:37,262 --> 01:13:39,700 Just talk to me, okay? 1270 01:13:41,114 --> 01:13:42,166 Will you talk to me? 1271 01:13:42,228 --> 01:13:44,764 Ukulele Tom up there will be looking for you. 1272 01:13:45,457 --> 01:13:46,610 James. 1273 01:13:47,249 --> 01:13:49,761 I led him on. I did, I know. 1274 01:13:49,849 --> 01:13:51,706 He's been doing my accounts and I... 1275 01:13:52,381 --> 01:13:53,995 See, I... Donald... 1276 01:13:56,197 --> 01:13:57,625 I'm in a big hole. 1277 01:13:58,543 --> 01:14:01,625 I'm in a hole. I'm in a big mess financially and... 1278 01:14:02,121 --> 01:14:04,259 And James helped me out because he thought 1279 01:14:04,369 --> 01:14:07,993 that he was going to get something in return. 1280 01:14:08,471 --> 01:14:11,736 And I wasn't brave enough to make it clear to him 1281 01:14:11,852 --> 01:14:15,421 that he's not and he... He won't. 1282 01:14:15,487 --> 01:14:17,131 I think he knows that now. 1283 01:14:20,741 --> 01:14:22,784 You know, Emily, I could almost accept that 1284 01:14:22,850 --> 01:14:26,167 if you hadn't seemed quite so humiliated up there. 1285 01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:29,994 I was humiliated. 1286 01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:34,575 I was humiliated about myself, and that's the truth. 1287 01:14:34,660 --> 01:14:36,028 And you know what else? 1288 01:14:36,425 --> 01:14:37,468 I was... 1289 01:14:38,328 --> 01:14:40,284 Mortified about what... 1290 01:14:41,514 --> 01:14:43,335 You might think of me, you know. 1291 01:14:44,959 --> 01:14:48,634 Who I am and what I've become. 1292 01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:52,021 Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? 1293 01:14:53,276 --> 01:14:54,277 (SIGHS) 1294 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,920 You muppet. 1295 01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:58,585 Oh. 1296 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,420 (CHANTING AND CHEERING) 1297 01:15:13,485 --> 01:15:15,917 ALL: Save the shack! Save the shack! 1298 01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,869 REPORTER: Donald, how are you feeling today? 1299 01:15:19,093 --> 01:15:20,761 (MUFFLED CHANTING AND CHEERING) 1300 01:15:27,888 --> 01:15:28,956 REPORTER: Is it today, do you think, Donald? 1301 01:15:29,028 --> 01:15:32,287 Is today the day you're gonna lose your home? Mr Horner? 1302 01:15:33,951 --> 01:15:37,081 REPORTER 2: Donald! Give us a smile, big man. 1303 01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,210 - (GAVEL BANGS) - JUDGE: Right! 1304 01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:02,709 Let's get started, then, shall we? 1305 01:16:08,447 --> 01:16:10,900 Can you please say what Mr Horner did next? 1306 01:16:10,979 --> 01:16:14,217 He wrapped the notice around a parsnip and handed it back to me. 1307 01:16:14,717 --> 01:16:16,244 And did you accept it? 1308 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:19,696 - May I object? - I did not accept that parsnip. 1309 01:16:19,737 --> 01:16:21,545 No. It was a carrot. 1310 01:16:21,613 --> 01:16:22,531 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1311 01:16:23,825 --> 01:16:27,239 - (GAVEL BANGS) - Please. That's quite enough. 1312 01:16:27,341 --> 01:16:29,913 And so, Mrs Neal, as a member 1313 01:16:29,956 --> 01:16:32,750 of one of Hampstead's leading conservation groups, 1314 01:16:32,791 --> 01:16:36,732 to your knowledge, how long has Mr Horner been on the Heath? 1315 01:16:36,849 --> 01:16:39,364 To my knowledge, he is a recent arrival. 1316 01:16:39,442 --> 01:16:44,882 Recent? Ah. So does that mean more or less than 12 years? 1317 01:16:46,985 --> 01:16:48,660 Definitely less. 1318 01:16:48,808 --> 01:16:49,809 (MURMURING) 1319 01:16:50,222 --> 01:16:51,306 Nothing further. 1320 01:16:55,852 --> 01:16:59,223 Forgive me, but one more time, just to make it irrefutably clear, 1321 01:16:59,301 --> 01:17:02,572 prior to Brevon International's efforts, in the entire time that you lived 1322 01:17:02,613 --> 01:17:05,205 in your home on the hectare of land in question, 1323 01:17:05,299 --> 01:17:08,049 had anyone ever approached you and asked you to leave? 1324 01:17:09,326 --> 01:17:11,151 - No, sir. - Thank you. 1325 01:17:11,237 --> 01:17:12,488 That's all I have, Your Honour. 1326 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:18,766 Keeping to the lowest council tax band, 1327 01:17:19,180 --> 01:17:22,631 approximately £15,000 over the last 17 years 1328 01:17:22,693 --> 01:17:26,179 would have been paid by you, had you legally owned a property. 1329 01:17:26,220 --> 01:17:28,205 - Would you not agree? - I don't know what to say to that. 1330 01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:31,363 Well, I do. Because I pay for all my services. 1331 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:34,896 Rubbish collection, local education, 1332 01:17:34,938 --> 01:17:37,890 even the daily operations on Hampstead Heath. 1333 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,174 Can you say the same? 1334 01:17:43,971 --> 01:17:45,014 Mr Horner? 1335 01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:50,709 Your Honour, as Mr Horner is clearly having difficulty 1336 01:17:50,772 --> 01:17:53,778 remembering just how he contributes to society... 1337 01:17:53,825 --> 01:17:57,568 No, you're right, I don't contribute to society and I don't drive. 1338 01:17:59,037 --> 01:18:01,414 And the relevance of that is? 1339 01:18:01,456 --> 01:18:05,962 That means I don't take a £600 yearly dump of carbon dioxide into the air. 1340 01:18:06,678 --> 01:18:11,700 I grow all my food, which means I don't add to the 7,000,000 tons of food 1341 01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:15,475 and packaging waste that costs this beautiful country, 1342 01:18:15,636 --> 01:18:18,117 I think, over £5,000,000,000 a year. 1343 01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:20,232 Well, do you want me to go on? I can go on. 1344 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:24,153 But, actually, if it's society that you're worried about, Mr Crowley, 1345 01:18:24,223 --> 01:18:27,119 ten to one, you cost it a hell of a lot more than I do. 1346 01:18:27,364 --> 01:18:28,532 (CHEERING) 1347 01:18:29,728 --> 01:18:32,398 Please, will you not do that? 1348 01:18:32,703 --> 01:18:34,956 - It's not Britain's Got Talent. - (LAUGHTER) 1349 01:18:35,363 --> 01:18:37,822 Thank you, Your Honour. Please, let's stick to the point, 1350 01:18:37,876 --> 01:18:40,670 and the point being is that a homeless man... 1351 01:18:40,711 --> 01:18:45,312 I'm not homeless. I have a home. I built it 17 years ago from nothing. 1352 01:18:45,421 --> 01:18:48,636 Recycled bits and bobs, and imagination. From nothing. 1353 01:18:48,678 --> 01:18:50,179 Yes, but can you prove it? 1354 01:18:50,562 --> 01:18:54,474 All of this is unsubstantiated. There are no documents, no witnesses. 1355 01:18:54,517 --> 01:18:57,590 Course I have no witnesses. I go out of my way to stay out of the way. 1356 01:18:58,520 --> 01:18:59,522 Look... 1357 01:18:59,688 --> 01:19:02,969 For all of these years, I've watched life evolve all around me. 1358 01:19:03,108 --> 01:19:06,247 I've spent thousands of afternoons on Parliament Hill, 1359 01:19:06,489 --> 01:19:10,821 watching families sailing kites so spectacular it would make you dizzy, 1360 01:19:10,938 --> 01:19:14,287 and those same families growing up, going away, 1361 01:19:14,328 --> 01:19:16,144 making space for the new ones. 1362 01:19:17,028 --> 01:19:19,631 And I have disturbed no-one. 1363 01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:24,736 The way I live might seem different to a lot of people. 1364 01:19:25,506 --> 01:19:26,929 How I live life... 1365 01:19:27,759 --> 01:19:30,108 Well, people will think what they think. 1366 01:19:31,523 --> 01:19:33,574 All I care about is my home. 1367 01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,941 It's where I've been living for these 17 years. 1368 01:19:38,175 --> 01:19:39,301 It is a home. 1369 01:19:39,548 --> 01:19:41,851 It's my home. It's where I belong. 1370 01:19:42,423 --> 01:19:47,124 And, in that regard, I am no different to any of you. 1371 01:19:47,487 --> 01:19:48,696 (MURMURING) 1372 01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:56,033 Kindly resume your seat, will you? 1373 01:20:04,754 --> 01:20:07,728 Thank you, Mr Horner, for your candour. 1374 01:20:07,806 --> 01:20:10,197 It's clear that your words are heartfelt. 1375 01:20:10,323 --> 01:20:14,744 However, heartfelt words are no substitute for documentable proof. 1376 01:20:14,867 --> 01:20:16,492 You understand the dilemma. 1377 01:20:17,809 --> 01:20:20,336 Well, it's been a long day and we're at the end of it. 1378 01:20:20,894 --> 01:20:25,187 We adjourn today, pick it up tomorrow morning, 9:00 sharp. Thank you. 1379 01:20:25,330 --> 01:20:26,834 I made a balls of it. 1380 01:20:27,632 --> 01:20:30,564 Donald, we don't have time to wallow here. 1381 01:20:30,674 --> 01:20:33,147 I'm not wallowing. I'm reporting the truth. 1382 01:20:33,452 --> 01:20:35,180 If you want to feel better, maybe you should just go home. 1383 01:20:35,234 --> 01:20:37,078 Hey, what's wrong with you? 1384 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:40,403 Every time someone threatens your pride or hurts your little fat feelings, 1385 01:20:40,504 --> 01:20:42,917 you puff up like an emotional porcupine. 1386 01:20:45,396 --> 01:20:47,248 An emotional porcupine? 1387 01:20:48,307 --> 01:20:49,447 That's very good, that. 1388 01:20:50,426 --> 01:20:52,609 - No, no. That's brilliant, actually. - Just stop, will you? 1389 01:20:52,651 --> 01:20:55,854 - An emotional... An emotional porcupine. - Just stop. I'm freezing in here. 1390 01:21:01,635 --> 01:21:02,636 Donald. 1391 01:21:04,513 --> 01:21:07,141 - The oven. - What about it? 1392 01:21:07,188 --> 01:21:11,862 Didn't you tell me that someone helped you bring it here? Remember? 1393 01:21:11,904 --> 01:21:14,032 (STUTTERS) You called him an arse. 1394 01:21:14,072 --> 01:21:15,691 - That's what you... Yeah. - He was an arse. 1395 01:21:15,762 --> 01:21:18,804 - He couldn't drive a nail in straight. - Don't you see? 1396 01:21:19,787 --> 01:21:23,681 This arse can testify that he was here with you 17 years ago, 1397 01:21:23,728 --> 01:21:26,980 - building this shack, so he's a witness. - That's not proof. 1398 01:21:27,435 --> 01:21:30,062 It's better than nothing. You have to take us to him. 1399 01:21:32,599 --> 01:21:33,642 EMILY: Here? 1400 01:21:34,761 --> 01:21:35,804 (HUSHED CONVERSATION) 1401 01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:39,270 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1402 01:21:48,756 --> 01:21:51,141 You. I remember you. 1403 01:21:53,406 --> 01:21:54,407 That's him. 1404 01:21:57,351 --> 01:22:00,036 Bang, bang, bang. That's what it sounded like. 1405 01:22:00,131 --> 01:22:02,677 So, I look out the window again, he's still there. 1406 01:22:02,747 --> 01:22:05,166 - And by "he", you mean... - That wanker. Him there. 1407 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,242 (LAUGHING) 1408 01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:08,469 If we could just... 1409 01:22:09,836 --> 01:22:12,737 - So what happened then? - Right. Well, I see him struggling 1410 01:22:12,808 --> 01:22:15,862 with all this IKEA junk that I'd binned, so... 1411 01:22:16,344 --> 01:22:18,368 I drive him and the junk 1412 01:22:18,547 --> 01:22:22,339 to where he's building this little cottage thing out on the Heath, 1413 01:22:22,419 --> 01:22:24,504 and I help him out for a couple of hours. 1414 01:22:24,597 --> 01:22:26,605 But then he starts getting all critical on me. 1415 01:22:26,675 --> 01:22:29,618 How I'm slanting the boards and the laying ain't even 1416 01:22:29,681 --> 01:22:33,111 and I'm using a drywall nail when I should be using a short shank. 1417 01:22:33,152 --> 01:22:35,245 I know my short shanks, thank you! 1418 01:22:35,362 --> 01:22:36,405 (LAUGHTER) 1419 01:22:36,770 --> 01:22:38,173 And that's when it happened. 1420 01:22:38,950 --> 01:22:41,352 Got me in such a heat, I got all distracted... 1421 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:45,263 And I drove a short-shank nail through my left long finger. 1422 01:22:46,519 --> 01:22:48,292 Uh, deeply sorry to hear that. 1423 01:22:48,334 --> 01:22:51,449 Now, Mr Fife, when you say you drove Mr Horner to the place, 1424 01:22:51,516 --> 01:22:53,813 can you say specifically where? 1425 01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:55,925 Oh, the grounds of the old hospital on the Heath. 1426 01:22:55,966 --> 01:22:57,009 West Heath Road side. 1427 01:22:57,050 --> 01:23:00,013 I remember 'cause I could hardly find my way out, bleeding and all. 1428 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,498 Thank you. That's all I have. 1429 01:23:06,628 --> 01:23:10,570 Mr Fife, umm... You might sympathise with us 1430 01:23:10,612 --> 01:23:16,278 if we have a little difficulty in accepting why a man such as yourself, 1431 01:23:16,321 --> 01:23:19,245 in the dead of night, would extricate himself 1432 01:23:19,316 --> 01:23:23,035 from the safe confines of his flat and go to such extraordinary lengths 1433 01:23:23,077 --> 01:23:27,958 to help some strange tramp... Sorry, homeless person. 1434 01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:30,695 A man whom he had never before met. 1435 01:23:31,687 --> 01:23:33,868 You can understand our concern, can't you? 1436 01:23:33,962 --> 01:23:37,884 - Sure, I can completely understand that. - Mm. Thank you. Umm, because... 1437 01:23:37,956 --> 01:23:40,753 If you didn't know that I was once homeless myself. 1438 01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:44,102 - (MURMURING) - I'm... Sorry? 1439 01:23:44,575 --> 01:23:46,381 Nearly a year on the streets. 1440 01:23:47,269 --> 01:23:48,689 That's why I did what I did. 1441 01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:51,685 Your Honour, this is a very sweet tale, 1442 01:23:51,769 --> 01:23:54,369 and for all we know some of it may be true. 1443 01:23:54,494 --> 01:23:56,177 But as you yourself alluded to yesterday, 1444 01:23:56,232 --> 01:23:59,517 what this is not is documentary proof, the very kind of thing 1445 01:23:59,596 --> 01:24:01,798 - that this court demands. - FIFE: You mean this? 1446 01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:03,201 (MURMURING) 1447 01:24:03,716 --> 01:24:05,677 See, I had to drive myself to A and E. 1448 01:24:05,719 --> 01:24:07,503 I couldn't get the bloody nail out. 1449 01:24:07,956 --> 01:24:10,277 It had penetrated a tendon 1450 01:24:10,772 --> 01:24:14,813 and scraped what they call the proximal bone. 1451 01:24:15,035 --> 01:24:16,219 It was a mess. 1452 01:24:16,602 --> 01:24:19,635 Uh, may I, Mr Fife? 1453 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:23,376 Thank you. 1454 01:24:26,952 --> 01:24:32,567 "For construction injury received whilst performing volunteer charity work." 1455 01:24:32,917 --> 01:24:37,357 Time-stamped 3:35am, October 13th... 1456 01:24:38,277 --> 01:24:41,071 1999. 1457 01:24:41,113 --> 01:24:42,322 (MURMURING) 1458 01:24:43,305 --> 01:24:44,681 Nothing further, Your Honour. 1459 01:24:54,116 --> 01:24:55,158 (CLEARS THROAT) 1460 01:24:57,616 --> 01:25:02,723 Consent was never given by any owner of the land... 1461 01:25:02,934 --> 01:25:07,431 And, Mr Horner, though you exerted a great degree 1462 01:25:07,516 --> 01:25:11,785 of exclusive physical control over the land in question, 1463 01:25:11,879 --> 01:25:15,194 you had no legal title to it. 1464 01:25:17,830 --> 01:25:19,235 On the other hand, 1465 01:25:19,318 --> 01:25:25,838 while Mr Fife's NHS document is scarcely proof positive, 1466 01:25:25,947 --> 01:25:31,677 it is, combined with his flavourful testimony, very convincing. 1467 01:25:31,747 --> 01:25:36,445 It is my opinion Mr Fife was telling the truth. 1468 01:25:38,558 --> 01:25:39,884 Mr Horner, 1469 01:25:40,009 --> 01:25:45,199 I am convinced that you meet the requirements for adverse possession. 1470 01:25:45,247 --> 01:25:46,248 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1471 01:25:48,514 --> 01:25:50,098 What? Sorry, excuse me. 1472 01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:52,526 Is... Is... Are you saying that I can stay? 1473 01:25:52,602 --> 01:25:54,648 Whether you stay or not is up to you. 1474 01:25:54,804 --> 01:25:59,783 This court is prepared to grant you absolute title to the land in question. 1475 01:26:00,068 --> 01:26:01,277 (CHEERING) 1476 01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:09,122 The Land Registry office will be notified that you are sole proprietor. 1477 01:26:09,951 --> 01:26:12,313 REPORTER: Donald, how do you think your life will change? 1478 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:14,877 I've no intention of changing anything. 1479 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:16,084 (REPORTERS CHEERING) 1480 01:26:30,405 --> 01:26:33,752 And that's Donald Horner, the overnight millionaire. 1481 01:26:33,862 --> 01:26:37,224 One can only wonder where he'll be celebrating tonight. 1482 01:26:38,814 --> 01:26:39,898 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1483 01:27:22,615 --> 01:27:24,506 EMILY: Donald, can we talk for a moment? 1484 01:27:24,848 --> 01:27:25,890 Uh-huh. 1485 01:27:26,690 --> 01:27:31,744 I'm not exactly clear about what our plans are. 1486 01:27:34,890 --> 01:27:35,892 For this evening? 1487 01:27:36,691 --> 01:27:37,692 No. 1488 01:27:38,294 --> 01:27:39,296 For us. 1489 01:27:43,587 --> 01:27:44,952 Are you not having fun? 1490 01:27:45,046 --> 01:27:48,970 Oh... Oh, I am. Oh, I really am. I mean, it's brilliant fun. 1491 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:52,527 It's just that I'm not exactly getting any younger. 1492 01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:56,085 - You look great. - And at a certain point, I... 1493 01:27:56,156 --> 01:28:01,084 I did expect that we'd move on from these particular circumstances. 1494 01:28:01,986 --> 01:28:05,193 Well, maybe I should have been made aware of these expectations. 1495 01:28:05,234 --> 01:28:08,951 Well, maybe it wasn't clear to me until the hearing. 1496 01:28:12,372 --> 01:28:14,004 You see, a couple of days ago... 1497 01:28:15,596 --> 01:28:18,638 I received a certified letter from the bank. 1498 01:28:18,762 --> 01:28:20,055 And... 1499 01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:22,082 I'm out of tricks. 1500 01:28:22,819 --> 01:28:24,821 So if I don't sell my flat and sell it right away, 1501 01:28:24,863 --> 01:28:28,491 I can soon expect to be enjoying breakfast with the bailiff. 1502 01:28:28,585 --> 01:28:33,616 Okay, well, sell the flat, pay off what you owe and come and live here. 1503 01:28:35,070 --> 01:28:38,024 - Next chapter in the fairy tale. - But this isn't a fairy tale. 1504 01:28:39,065 --> 01:28:40,149 No. 1505 01:28:40,394 --> 01:28:43,175 This is real life, our life. 1506 01:28:43,780 --> 01:28:45,416 We can't live here forever. 1507 01:28:46,178 --> 01:28:47,179 Listen to me. 1508 01:28:48,129 --> 01:28:50,219 Let's find a place of our own together. 1509 01:28:52,012 --> 01:28:53,014 With what? 1510 01:28:54,591 --> 01:28:56,052 Okay, so if... 1511 01:28:57,128 --> 01:28:59,589 I sell my place and everything's paid for, 1512 01:28:59,631 --> 01:29:02,760 I'll have enough money to settle, you know, somewhere. 1513 01:29:02,802 --> 01:29:05,068 Maybe a little place outside of London. 1514 01:29:06,145 --> 01:29:07,427 So you want me to sell up? 1515 01:29:09,590 --> 01:29:12,157 I don't want your money, Donald. I just want you. 1516 01:29:12,957 --> 01:29:15,728 When you told me you had problems, you didn't say it was this bad. 1517 01:29:16,477 --> 01:29:17,800 What are you implying? 1518 01:29:18,628 --> 01:29:20,088 That I planned the whole thing? 1519 01:29:20,130 --> 01:29:24,218 I'm not saying that, you know. I'm sure I started out as some noble charity case, 1520 01:29:24,313 --> 01:29:27,021 make you feel good with your friends, and then, who knows, 1521 01:29:27,094 --> 01:29:29,932 maybe you saw other possibilities. It's human nature, right? 1522 01:29:32,442 --> 01:29:34,719 You don't really believe that, do you? 1523 01:29:34,810 --> 01:29:36,302 I don't know what I believe. 1524 01:29:36,531 --> 01:29:38,241 All I know is I'm not going anywhere. 1525 01:29:38,368 --> 01:29:41,856 Well, we can't survive here, not in this, we can't. 1526 01:29:41,911 --> 01:29:43,683 It never stops, does it? 1527 01:29:43,847 --> 01:29:46,225 The whole world wants me to change and now you too. 1528 01:29:46,267 --> 01:29:50,033 Oh, well, that's just perfect. Indignation, right? 1529 01:29:50,102 --> 01:29:53,118 Your one-size-fits-all answer for everything? 1530 01:29:53,165 --> 01:29:55,928 So, I'm supposed to lose everything to save you, is that it? 1531 01:29:55,970 --> 01:29:57,013 No. 1532 01:29:59,169 --> 01:30:02,603 You're supposed to gain everything by having me. 1533 01:30:03,497 --> 01:30:06,710 Please, I'm asking you, I'm begging you... 1534 01:30:07,782 --> 01:30:09,201 Sweep me off my feet. 1535 01:30:09,567 --> 01:30:12,285 Carry me away to a home of our own. 1536 01:30:13,511 --> 01:30:15,192 I have a home. 1537 01:30:16,532 --> 01:30:18,724 You have a prison here, Donald. 1538 01:30:19,106 --> 01:30:21,772 When are you gonna stop punishing yourself? 1539 01:30:24,631 --> 01:30:25,883 I think you should go. 1540 01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:31,980 Please don't do this. Please. 1541 01:30:33,536 --> 01:30:35,058 I think you should go. 1542 01:30:38,833 --> 01:30:39,834 (SNIFFLES) 1543 01:30:57,407 --> 01:30:58,408 (SOBS) 1544 01:31:08,017 --> 01:31:10,464 MAN: Now we come to lot 52. 1545 01:31:10,565 --> 01:31:14,632 This is a 1934 Barr and Stroud hunting binoculars. 1546 01:31:14,775 --> 01:31:17,063 They're a much-loved family heirloom. 1547 01:31:17,125 --> 01:31:20,016 Now, who can start me at £200? 1548 01:31:20,094 --> 01:31:22,097 Thank you, madam. 225. 1549 01:31:22,212 --> 01:31:24,688 Two hundred and twenty five. 250. 1550 01:31:24,754 --> 01:31:26,597 Thank you, sir. 250. 1551 01:31:26,699 --> 01:31:30,350 275. Thank you, madam. 275. 1552 01:31:44,203 --> 01:31:45,205 (SIGHS) 1553 01:31:57,973 --> 01:31:59,976 - Hi. - Oh. 1554 01:32:01,470 --> 01:32:03,104 I think that's everything I owe you. 1555 01:32:09,562 --> 01:32:10,772 Oh, I see. 1556 01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:16,513 And I have to just forgive you now, I suppose. 1557 01:32:16,591 --> 01:32:19,474 No, you're not supposed to do anything except take the cheque. 1558 01:32:21,287 --> 01:32:23,659 Rory would kill me if he knew I was even talking to you. 1559 01:32:23,753 --> 01:32:27,197 Well, maybe you might wanna apply some of that money to counselling. 1560 01:32:28,283 --> 01:32:30,407 - I'm sorry? - No, I'm just saying. 1561 01:32:30,868 --> 01:32:35,409 It sounds really unhealthy, living under someone's thumb like that. 1562 01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:36,961 - (GASPS) - (CLOCK CHIMES) 1563 01:32:38,590 --> 01:32:42,387 And what's little Emily doing, just packing up and then running away? 1564 01:32:42,429 --> 01:32:44,485 I mean, that's what you're choosing to do? 1565 01:32:44,564 --> 01:32:46,457 You could say that or you could also say 1566 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:49,905 that I'm choosing to no longer live a lie, and you might wanna try it. 1567 01:32:50,503 --> 01:32:53,077 Come along, Emily. Let's stop this, please. 1568 01:32:53,159 --> 01:32:56,825 I... I miss my friend. So, truce? 1569 01:32:58,298 --> 01:33:01,430 We were never really friends, Fiona, were we? 1570 01:33:02,181 --> 01:33:06,724 I mean, I was just your project. I was your quirky American project. Yeah. 1571 01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:09,581 (CHUCKLES) 1572 01:33:11,181 --> 01:33:13,571 How are you gonna even manage on your own? 1573 01:33:14,011 --> 01:33:18,105 Oh, I have absolutely no idea, none, but I can't wait to find out. 1574 01:33:20,747 --> 01:33:21,790 Yeah. 1575 01:33:24,112 --> 01:33:26,832 Will you tell me one thing, Fiona? 1576 01:33:28,993 --> 01:33:32,532 Did you know Charles was having an affair? 1577 01:33:38,341 --> 01:33:39,342 Right. 1578 01:33:40,820 --> 01:33:42,487 Well, I gotta go. 1579 01:33:42,559 --> 01:33:43,816 Oh, Emily, Emily. 1580 01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:47,206 Yes? 1581 01:33:48,324 --> 01:33:50,642 You're a lot braver than me. 1582 01:33:50,746 --> 01:33:51,747 Oh... 1583 01:33:52,971 --> 01:33:53,972 I doubt it. 1584 01:34:00,412 --> 01:34:01,830 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1585 01:34:07,444 --> 01:34:08,487 Sorry. 1586 01:34:08,802 --> 01:34:10,845 - Sorry, I'm late. - EMILY: Oh, no. No. 1587 01:34:11,066 --> 01:34:12,067 Oh. 1588 01:34:12,948 --> 01:34:13,991 Oh, gosh. 1589 01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:15,803 - Ready? - Oh... Uh-huh. 1590 01:34:42,598 --> 01:34:43,724 (PAGES TURNING) 1591 01:34:46,056 --> 01:34:47,057 (SIGHS) 1592 01:35:12,287 --> 01:35:13,454 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1593 01:35:28,845 --> 01:35:29,846 (CLUCKING) 1594 01:35:56,949 --> 01:35:59,262 ANNOUNCER: (ON RADIO) The Eiffel Tower was lit in green last night 1595 01:35:59,334 --> 01:36:02,561 to mark the one-year anniversary of the Paris Climate Accord. 1596 01:36:02,667 --> 01:36:04,243 And finally, in other news, 1597 01:36:04,308 --> 01:36:06,380 Donald Horner, a homeless millionaire, 1598 01:36:06,449 --> 01:36:10,577 otherwise known as Donald Tramp, appears to have sold his Hampstead Heath property, 1599 01:36:10,638 --> 01:36:13,263 a shack worth close to £4,000,000. 1600 01:36:13,357 --> 01:36:15,346 It's all about the location, as they say. 1601 01:36:15,934 --> 01:36:19,209 Horner reportedly left the country with a woman 20 years his junior 1602 01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:21,226 and headed off to the South of France. 1603 01:36:21,502 --> 01:36:23,124 Onto the weather. Look out for... 1604 01:36:34,367 --> 01:36:35,369 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 1605 01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:41,517 - (CHICKEN SQUAWKS) - (LAUGHS) 1606 01:36:46,088 --> 01:36:48,856 Do you mind? Do you mind, you? 1607 01:36:49,007 --> 01:36:50,385 (BOAT ENGINE REVVING) 1608 01:36:55,473 --> 01:36:56,640 (BOAT HORN HONKS) 1609 01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:59,906 - (CHICKEN CLUCKS) - No! Claude, come here. 1610 01:37:00,299 --> 01:37:02,225 It's okay. No, no, no. No, no, no. 1611 01:37:02,311 --> 01:37:04,357 Claude, please stop. 1612 01:37:04,398 --> 01:37:06,024 Stop it, Claude! Stop, stop! 1613 01:37:06,067 --> 01:37:07,068 Claude! 1614 01:37:07,986 --> 01:37:09,069 Come here. No. 1615 01:37:09,645 --> 01:37:10,771 Claude, Claude. 1616 01:37:18,590 --> 01:37:19,717 This yours? 1617 01:37:21,902 --> 01:37:23,946 Just... Thank you. 1618 01:37:24,042 --> 01:37:26,206 Emily. Emily, hold on. 1619 01:37:29,646 --> 01:37:33,081 I thought you were in France with some sort of woman. 1620 01:37:33,235 --> 01:37:36,328 Well, I... I might have been, but, then again, 1621 01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:39,707 maybe somebody just planted a rumour to get the media off his trail. 1622 01:37:39,763 --> 01:37:41,568 Maybe... Maybe that's what happened. 1623 01:37:45,645 --> 01:37:48,319 - So you didn't sell? - More like a swap. 1624 01:37:48,999 --> 01:37:52,866 I gave the land back to the Heath. They gave me that old barge. 1625 01:37:52,947 --> 01:37:55,658 The Heath grows, the people win, everyone's happy. 1626 01:37:56,218 --> 01:37:57,261 Even you. 1627 01:37:58,225 --> 01:37:59,268 Even me. 1628 01:38:01,715 --> 01:38:03,934 (LAUGHS) Oh, no. Oh, no. 1629 01:38:04,351 --> 01:38:05,728 That's your shack, isn't it? 1630 01:38:06,633 --> 01:38:07,969 Told you I'd never leave it. 1631 01:38:09,796 --> 01:38:11,049 Why are you here? 1632 01:38:12,891 --> 01:38:14,412 I forgot to tell you something. 1633 01:38:16,304 --> 01:38:17,388 I love you. 1634 01:38:20,849 --> 01:38:22,124 Why'd you let me go? 1635 01:38:23,039 --> 01:38:26,332 Emily, that's the question I've been asking myself every day since you left. 1636 01:38:28,858 --> 01:38:30,109 (CHUCKLES) 1637 01:38:35,822 --> 01:38:37,115 (BOAT ENGINE REVVING) 1638 01:38:39,606 --> 01:38:44,206 - DONALD: Nice little shack you've got there. - EMILY: It's not a shack. It's a cottage. 1639 01:38:44,495 --> 01:38:46,876 - EMILY: Now, this is a shack. - DONALD: That's true. 1640 01:38:47,169 --> 01:38:49,078 It's a fine home. You'll love it. 1641 01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:51,732 Excuse me, but I have a home 1642 01:38:51,820 --> 01:38:55,396 and one that has a tendency to stay in one location. 1643 01:38:55,916 --> 01:38:59,763 Did you really come all the way out here to have the same old argument? 1644 01:39:01,340 --> 01:39:02,341 I did, yeah. 1645 01:39:03,932 --> 01:39:04,933 Good. 1646 01:39:07,712 --> 01:39:10,946 DONALD: You know that chicken? Did you call that Claude? 1647 01:39:11,021 --> 01:39:12,732 EMILY: Why, I did. I called him Claude. 1648 01:39:13,185 --> 01:39:15,204 DONALD: It's a hen. It's a she. 1649 01:39:15,970 --> 01:39:18,587 - EMILY: It's a she? - DONALD: Claudette. 1650 01:39:18,679 --> 01:39:20,630 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1651 01:39:20,671 --> 01:39:25,671 Subtitles by explosiveskull